Disrespect!

Walking through the toy store today I was. Looking for presents for the Younglings I was. Known what a mistake it would be to go there, I should have. Before it I knew, at me a little pointed then said, "Daddy! Daddy! Look! It walks and everything!" "Hmph! A toy I am not..." "You don't want that, Sweetie. It's so ugly. Let's find you something cute." "What?! One minute here, just wait. Ugly I am..." "He even talks! Oh, Daddy, can I have it, please?" "You know," the man said as up he picked me, "I can't see where you put the batteries..." "Hey! Looking under my robe, stop!" "I don't see a price tag, either." "Down, put me! Like being upside-down, I do not!" "It looks like it was pretty cheaply made, too." At that, with my cane I whacked him. Let go me then, that made him. "Ow! That's it! We are not bringing any violent toys into our house!" Then his daughter's hand he grabbed and off they went. About to give them both Force-wedgies I was, when up to me a store employee came. "What is this thing doing out of the box?" "No, wait!..." Fast, she was. Before do anything I could, like this I found myself: [scroll down you must] A Force-wedgie for this act of disrespect, every employee in the store received. Still, a while to figure out how to get out of that box, it took me. .