Why Tickle Yourself You Can Not and Other Important Matters
|Today, sitting in the middle of the Temple living room with his shoes off and staring at his feet, Harvey the Youngling was.|
"Doing what, are you, Harvey?" The question I asked, but a feeling I had that asked I should not have.
"Trying to tickle myself."
Correct, my feeling was.
"Doing that, why are you?"
"'Cause it's Monday."
"Oh," I said, pretending that sense his answer made, "You know, impossible to tickle yourself, it is."
"Yes. A fact that is. Tried, many have. Carefully chronicled in the Jedi Archives, their attempts have been. Look it up you can. Tickle yourself you can not."
"I know not."
"Because I know not."
"But I thought you knew everything, Master Yoda."
"Hee hee. Very wise I seem to you, hmm?"
"No. Just old."
"Hmph! Well old I am, but know everything I do not."
"Well, that seems like a real important thing to know. I mean, when I get real old like you, I'm gonna make sure and know real important stuff like why people can't tickle themselves."
"Good to have goals, it is."
"Say, Master Yoda, can you tickle someone with the Force?"
"Yes. The Jedi Tickle Trick, it is called. Watch this."
Just then, walking down the hallway, Windu was. "Hey Yoda, I need to talk to you. I... what the?... Hee hee! Ha ha! Hey, stop! Ha ha ha ha! Stop! Hee hee hee! No, I mean it! Ha ha ha ha ha!" Eventually, on the floor lauging uncontrollably, Windu was. "Hee hee hee hee! Ho ho ho ho ho. Please, stop! Oh God, I'm going to get wrinkles from this! A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"That was cool!" Harvey said, "Do ya have to stick your hands up and wiggle your fingers in the air like you did?"
"Yes. And say, 'coochie coochie coo', you must. Very important saying, 'coochie coochie coo', is. Or else work, the Jedi Tickle Trick will not."
"That is awesome! I'm gonna go try it!" He said, as off he ran.
"Harvey, wait! Only use the Jedi Tickle Trick only for good, and not evil, you must!" But too late, I was. Before it I knew, Force-tickling everyone and everything from the cat to tourists and senators who were visiting the Temple, Harvey was.
Created a monster, I have.