Monday, March 13, 2006

Again, the Kenobinator Strikes

On a mission to prove to the rest of us that TV wrestling is real, Kenobi is. Decided to do this by sneaking up on us and trying to body-slam us or put us in head-locks, he has. When he is going to strike, we never know.

Walking down the hallway I could be and leap on me out of nowhere, wearing his wrestling tights and mask, he will. The other night, into my room I came, into my pj's I changed, and into bed I climbed. Suddenly, from on top of the door where hiding he had been, on to my bed he jumps, yelling "AHA!!". Of course, the bed this broke. So bad the Force-wedgie I gave him was, that see the medical droid he had to so that get his wrestling tights removed from you-know-where, he could.

Yet, learn he did not. The next day, from on top of the bookcase in the living room, he jumped at me. But prepared I was. With the Force I sensed him, even though hiding he was. So before land on me he could, across the room I threw him with the Force. When he came at me with the chair, that was. So, using the Force again, beat himself up with the chair I made him. Now since a few days to think about it in the Temple Infirmary he will have, maybe learn his lesson he will. But probably not.


Comments on "Again, the Kenobinator Strikes"


Blogger Wedge Antillies said ... (1:53 PM) : 

I would be getting worried about Mr. Kenobi, if I were you. Do you think he may be taking 'dietary supplements'? Behavior like this could really indermine your image in the Galaxy.

I think he is bored and needs to go on more missions with Skywalker. You know, get them out of the house for a while.


Blogger Dark Jedi Kriss said ... (2:06 PM) : 

LOL! Is he crazy? Wait, we allready know the answer to that. maybe a head doc is needed.


Blogger Jaina Solo said ... (2:25 PM) : 

You're so tagged!


Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said ... (3:31 PM) : 

No don't send him on any missions!! On the last mission he insisted I call him Master of Disaster or General Destruction. Anytime there was a disagreement on tactis, Kenobi would just yell, "ya'all wanna wrassle me for that?"


Blogger Wedge Antillies said ... (4:10 PM) : 

Hey, AOC, I bet you a nickle that Mr. Kanobi can beat you in a wrestling match. Heck, he will not even need to use the Force.


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (5:41 PM) : 


send him on a mission to wrestle and actual wrestler


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (7:26 PM) : 

Kenobi should relaxe a little, ya know, he shouldn't be so UPtights.

The hutt made a Bunn Punn !!

Rather cheeky aint it !!

I kill me !!


Blogger Jango Fett said ... (8:55 PM) : 

I think he had a little to much Qui-Gon brownies their. :)


Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (9:55 PM) : 

You know what might help Kenobi relax a bit - a frontal lobotomy. Just an idea.


Anonymous medrewnotyou said ... (12:55 PM) : 

You may as well rip out the brain stem while you're at it. It isn't like he needs it.


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