Monday, March 27, 2006

Simple My Needs Are

Simple my needs are.

Sometimes, a bologna sandwich, all I want is. All that is required to make me happy that would be. A bologna sandwich on gourmet parmesan whole wheat bread, all I want is. Yes, enough that would be - a bologna sandwich on gourmet parmesan whole wheat bread with sweet pickles sliced longways. Yes, all I would need that would be - a bologna sandwich on gourmet parmesan whole wheat bread with sweet pickles sliced longways with Grey Poupon mustard. Yes, all I want, that is - a bologna sandwich on gourmet parmesan whole wheat bread with sweet pickles sliced longways with Grey Poupon mustard and deli-sliced asadero cheese. Yes, all I need that is. Happy I would be.

Yes, and go well with that sandwich, a glass of Sauvignon Blanc would. Hmm, yes, Sauvignon Blanc served in a fine crystal glass, needed to add to my sandwich all that would be. So, a bologna sandwich on gourmet parmesan whole wheat bread with sweet pickles sliced longways with Grey Poupon mustard and deli-sliced asadero cheese and Sauvignon Blanc served in a fine crystal glass, all I need is.

And eat that while sitting in a comfy chair I would. Yes, a recliner that leans back - perfect that would be. Hmm, yes, eat my sandwich and drink my wine in a rocker recliner that vibrates I would. All I need, that is - a rocker recliner that vibrates and has a heated seat for my tushy. No more than that would I require - a rocker recliner that vibrates and has a heated seat for my tushy and a cup-holder for my drink. So, a bologna sandwich on gourmet parmesan whole wheat bread with sweet pickles sliced longways with Grey Poupon mustard and deli-sliced asadero cheese, Sauvignon Blanc served in a fine crystal glass, and a rocker recliner that vibrates and has a heated seat for my tushy and a cup-holder for my drink, all I need is.

And look out the window at a nice view while eating my sandwich, drinking my wine, and sitting in my comfy chair, all I would need to do, would be. Yes, eat my sandwich while looking at the ocean from my beach-front villa, all I would need is. Yes, all I need, that would be - eating my sandwich while looking out of the window in my beach front villa with another view of mountains to one side. Yes, all I need that would be. So, a bologna sandwich on gourmet parmesan whole wheat bread with sweet pickles sliced longways with Grey Poupon mustard and deli-sliced asadero cheese, Sauvignon Blanc served in a fine crystal glass, and a rocker recliner that vibrates and has a heated seat for my tushy and a cup-holder for my drink, and a nice view of the ocean and mountains from a beach-front villa, all I need is.

Of course, need to listen to music while eating my sandwich, drinking my wine, sitting in my comfy chair, and looking at the ocean, I would. But all I need that would be. Listen to music from a Bose Acoustic Wave machine, all I would need to do, is. Yes, all I need that is - a Bose Acoustic Wave machine with a 40-disc cd changer and a remote control. Yes, satisfied I would be. So, a bologna sandwich on gourmet parmesan whole wheat bread with sweet pickles sliced longways with Grey Poupon mustard and deli-sliced asadero cheese, Sauvignon Blanc served in a fine crystal glass, and a rocker recliner that vibrates and has a heated seat for my tushy and a cup-holder for my drink, and a nice view of the ocean and mountains from a beach-front villa, and a Bose Acoustic Wave machine with a 40-disc cd changer and a remote control playing my favorite music, all I need is.

Yes, and share it with a special someone I would. Yes, all I need that is. To eat my sandwich while drinking my wine, sitting on my comfy chair, looking at the ocean and the mountains, listening to my favorite music, and cuddling with Dolly Parton, all I need is. Yes, satisfied with only that, I would be. So, a bologna sandwich on gourmet parmesan whole wheat bread with sweet pickles sliced longways with Grey Poupon mustard and deli-sliced asadero cheese, Sauvignon Blanc served in a fine crystal glass, and a rocker recliner that vibrates and has a heated seat for my tushy and a cup-holder for my drink, and a nice view of the ocean and mountains from a beach-front villa, and a Bose Acoustic Wave machine with a 40-disc cd changer and a remote control playing my favorite music, and Dolly Parton to feed my sandwich to me, all I need is.

Yes, simple my needs are.

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Comments on "Simple My Needs Are"

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (2:49 PM) : 

Why can't we all have simple needs like yours instead of wanting so much?

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (3:32 PM) : 

I knew it, you do have some Grey Poop-on!

 

Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said ... (4:46 PM) : 

Your simple needs have shown me that, I too, want to be a 900 years old little green Jedi Master with a bologna sandwich. Except instead of bologna I want sliced roasted duck in a white wine sauce.

 

Blogger Son Goku said ... (7:00 PM) : 

This conversation is making me hungry

 

Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (9:20 PM) : 

The great thing about being simple to please is that you are usually pleased.

 

Blogger Geewhiz said ... (11:37 PM) : 

Gee - and sometimes all I want is a cookie and a glass of milk. I guess I'd be asking for too much when compared to you, Yoda.

 

Blogger Jabafatboy said ... (7:51 AM) : 

Simple things are always the best, of corse the simple things are always accompanied by ideas that make simple things a little simpler. And of coarse the little simpler things can be simplified ase well by keeping simple things even simpler..

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (8:57 AM) : 

jabafatboy....HUH?????

 

Blogger Vampirella said ... (9:54 AM) : 

ahhhhhh cant get any simpler than that

 

Blogger Wedge Antillies said ... (10:17 AM) : 

I don't mean to ruin your wonderful fantasy, Mr. Yoda, but youdid say the 'p' word several times and we heard nothing from Bob. Is he OK?.

I am sure that if you invite Ms. Parton to Naboo at that fancy hotel they have, you could make this dream come true.

 

Blogger JawaJuice said ... (10:55 AM) : 

You forgot to add in the sand down your shorts and a good two credit cigar.
Oh wait….those were my needs…

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (12:38 PM) : 

Wedge,

Ear muffs I put on Bob when this post I wrote.

 

Blogger Zee said ... (1:41 PM) : 

LOL! Simple needs, indeed!

And of course you'd want Grey Poupon...

 

Blogger trinamick said ... (2:43 PM) : 

It's a good thing you're not too particular, or you might be hard to live with.

 

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