Eye-Sore In the Parking Garage
|Sick of seeing that air speeder of Kenobi's every time I go to the Jedi Temple parking garage, I am. An old, beat up Traan-Zam speeder, it is. Run, it does not. Up on blocks it is. A real eye sore it is!|
Body parts from other speeders from the salvage yard it has. Even some parts from a Kom-Arrow speeder, it has. A different color from the rest of the body, the driver's side door is. And a different color from that door and the rest of the body, the hood is. A bunch of rusty holes filled with Bond-O it has. Patched with duct tape, the seats are.
Force Kenobi to haul it off I would, but the only thing covering the oil slick beneath it, it is. Make enough Bantha litter to soak up that much oil, they do not.
Still, complain to Kenobi I must. "Kenobi! Do something about that junk speeder, when are you?"
"That ain't no junk speeder! That there Traan-Zam is a classic!"
"My eyes it hurts to look at it!"
"I told you, I'm fixin' it up!"
"Been 'fixing it up' for five years now, you have! Take how many more years of fixing will it, before run it can?"
"These things take time! You can't just restore a classic overnight!"
"Evidently, you can not!"
Interested in buying an old, beat-up "classic" speeder are any of you? I think put it on eBay, I will.