Yacking With Yoda

Much earlier my Stupid Intern should have posted this. But some lame excuse for not doing it, he had. A doctor's appointment, or a family member's wedding or funeral or something he had. Something like that it was. Whatever, care I do not. Do that sort of thing on his own time, he must! Unfortunately, since for free he works, dock his pay I can not. Have to feed him less, I will. Anyway, here the post is: Still doing that stupid call-in radio show the Chancellor made me sign up for, I am. Getting any better it is not! Calling in, more losers than ever are. The stupidest job I have ever had, this is. Caller: Yeah, so I was wondering if you know what I should about this rash I have. It's on my... *click* Me: Next caller. Producer: Hey! I told you before, you can't just be rude and hang up on a caller because you don't want to hear about their problem! Me: What other reason for rudely hanging up on a caller would their be? Producer: Just take the next call. Me: Hello, Lulu from Tatooine, on the air you are. Lulu? Lulu? There are you? Producer: For the thousandth time, you have to push the flashing button! Me: Pushing the button I am! Producer: That's not the button, that's the light switch on the wall! Me: Wondering why flickering the lights in here were, I was. Lulu, on the air you are. Caller #2: Hello? Am I on? Me: Yes, on the air you are. Your problem, what is? Caller #2: Well, my old man keeps trading our food stamps for chewing tobacco, see... Me: Well, a big problem that is, yes. Caller #2: Nah, that ain't the problem. I ain't got to it, yet. See, I like the Beechnut brand, but he keeps gettin' Skoal. The way I figure, them food stamps is really mine, since the Government sends 'em to me on account of I got eight kids, most of which ain't his. So I'm thinking I should get the say over which brand of chaw we get. What do you think? Me: Kill me now, someone must. Caller #2: Huh? Me: Lulu, matter it does not. Caller #2: How come? Me: Because gone, all of your teeth will soon be. Caller #2: 'Cause I chew tobacco? Me: Yes, mostly. Also at blame, inbreeding is. Anyway, dentures you will have and be able to chew tobacco you will not. So matter this argument will not. Caller #2: Ok, but I also got this other problem... Me: Care I do not. For calling thank you. Goodbye. *click* Me: All the time we have for Yacking With Yoda we have that is... Producer: We still have 20 minutes! Me: ...so enjoy these fine commercials for the next 20 minutes you will. In the mean time, like to leave you with this final word of advice for tonight, I would: "Just because important to you, your problem is, mean that does not that stupid it is not." A good night have. Words to live by, those are.