|Note: Last night, down the Internet connection at the Temple was. Stupid Bell Coruscant! Anyway, here last night's post is -|
Snoring again, Young Skywalker was. Very loudly he snores. Hear him loud and clear I can even though down the hall, his room is. Like a huge buzz saw he sounds. Last night, so loud he was that scaring the Younglings, he was. Most importantly, keeping me awake he was!
So into his room I went. Up to his bed I walked, then his nose I pinched.
"ZZZZZZzzzz...gurk...qwak! What the-! Yo, what's goin' on! You tryin' to sufficate me, yo?"
"No, just trying to wake you up I was."
"Then why you still pinchin' my nose, G?"
"Oh, sorry. Listen, Young Skywalker, snoring you were. Keeping me awake you were. The Younglings you were scaring. Making all the Wookiees in the neighborhood howl, you were."
"I don't snore, yo."
"Young Skywalker, heard jack-hammers that were not so loud, I have!"
"You trippin'. I ain't snore, yo."
"At least turn over you must."
"Fine, whatever. I'll turn over, yo. Shuh."
Even get back to my room, I did not.
Only one thing to do there was. Move Young Skywalker to another location I had to. Fortunately, a very heavy sleeper Young Skywalker is. In Bob the Bantha's stable I put him. But scared by Young Skywalker's snoring, Bob was. A huge fart, Bob let go. Sufficating, the stench was. But wake up Young Skywalker, even that did not!
Anyway, I wonder what Young Skywalker's reaction will be when in the tool shed he finds himself.