|This morning, a disturbing sight I saw as preparing to brush my teeth I was. Completely orange, the bristles on my toothbrush were! Only one thing this could mean.|
"Kenobi!" I yelled.
Running in he came. "Yup?"
"My toothbrush you used!"
"No I didn't! I swear!"
"Lie to me do not! Cheeto crust on my toothbrush you left!"
"Uh... I musta got your toothbrush mixed up with mine."
"Kenobi, no way there is that confuse my toothbrush with your SpongeBob toothbrush you could!"
"Well, you didn't seem to mind all them times my monkey used your toothbrush!"
"My toothbrush your monkey used?!!" Ooooh, so mad I was!
"Oh... I, uh, thought you knew... I mean, no! He sure didn't!"
"Kenobi, some quality time you, the pressure washer, and I are going to spend today. Out to the shed go and the position assume."
Have to burn my toothbrush now, I will.
Sorry I am that comment on yesterday's post, you could not. At first, my Stupid Intern's fault I thought it was. So repeatedly I kicked him. Then I found out that Blogger's fault it was. Bad about kicking my Stupid Intern I almost felt. But it occured to me that done stupid things that know about I do not, he must have. So, just to be safe, some more I kicked him.
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