Kenobi and Vegetables
|Eat his vegetables, Kenobi will not. Good they are for him, I tell him. But listen, he does not.|
"Kenobi, many starving chldren in the galaxy there are. Love to have your creamed corn, they would."
"Great! Let's box this up and give it to 'em."
"Kenobi, get big and strong in the Force like me how will you if eat your spinach, you do not?"
But on Kenobi, none of this works. Sometimes, required to force-feed him I am.
"Choo choo! Open wide Kenobi! The train here comes! Choo choo!" The train he likes, get as much success from the airplane, I do not.
Sometimes, force him to eat the vegetable I can if take his Cheetos away I threaten. But even then, find his veggies wrapped up in a napkin, I will.
"Wait, Kenobi! Get up from the table do not! Eat your brussel sprouts, did you?"
"See let me. Your mouth open, please. Your tongue move. Kenobi! Swallow the brussel sprouts you did not!"
Expect a little more maturity from a grown man I would. Wait. Kenobi I am talking about. Nevermind.