A Purse It Is
|I think maybe beyond help, Windu is. Trying to make him more macho we are, but working it is not. Some progress we thought we were making, but with a man-purse, Windu walked in today. Already "discussing" it when I came into the room, Windu and Kenobi were.|
"What're ya carryin' there, Mace, a purse?"
"It is not a purse! It is an urban man bag! Can't you tell a purse when you see it?"
"Looks like a purse to me." Kenobi said.
"It is not a purse! It is an urban man-bag!" Windu objected.
"Right Kenobi is, a purse it looks like to me too."
"Well, I'm telling you it is not a purse!"
Kenobi snickered. "Can ya put stuff in it?"
"Yes, of course."
"Do ya put it over your shoulder?"
"Well, then, what part of 'purse' cain't you understand?"
"Very good, Kenobi. Almost sense that made. But right he is, Windu. A purse that is."
"Yeah," Kenobi chuckled, "I think I'll start callin' you Mary from now on."
"IT'S NOT A PURSE! You people really need to open your minds! Lots of men have started wearing urban man bags! It's convenient, it's trendy, and, most of all, it is manly! That's right, I said, 'manly'! Only a real man can walk around carrying one of these bags! It is manly to want a place to carry your important things, like head shine cream, vanity mirrors, and your favorite Beenie Baby! It is manly. It is manlier than manly!"
"Going where are you?"
"I have to get some shoes to match this bag! It clashes with everything I have!"
As see you can, hopeless, Windu is.