Tuesday, January 17, 2006

A Request From Kenobi

Something to disuss with me today, Kenobi had.

"Uh, master? I got a problem."

"What it is, Kenobi? Get the Crayons stuck up your nose again, did you?"

"No, no. It ain't nothin like that. I ain't got no Crayons stuck up my... Well, to be honest, I do, but that ain't what I came to talk to you about."

"Told you before I have, actual monkeys, your 'Sea Monkeys' are not. Put bananas in the tank you must not."

"Are you sure about that? I mean, uh, no, that ain't it either."

"Well, then, what it is, Kenobi?"

"Can I have a pet Chimpanzee? Please? I'll take real good care of it, I promise!"

"Kenobi, take proper care of your Sea Monkeys you can not. No way there is that take care of a real monkey you could."

"Aw come on! Please!"

"No! End up feeding it and cleaning up after it I would. Absolutely not."

"But... "

"What it is, Kenobi?"

"I kinda already got myself one."

"You what?!"

"It just followed me home, I swear! Can I keep it, please?"

"From where, did it follow you?"

"From the pet store."

"Hm hmm, what I thought that was. Going to return that monkey tomorrow you are."

"Oh, you never let me do nothin!"

Already a monkey he is. Going to take care of two of them I will not!

Comments on "A Request From Kenobi"


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (7:53 AM) : 

The monkey's name isn't Magilla perchance, is it?


Blogger Jabafatboy said ... (8:29 AM) : 

Obi , Hide the monkey in with the padawaans, the governess will never know the difference.


Blogger Wedge Antillies said ... (10:40 AM) : 

May be you should look at the monkey and be sure it isn't green. Could be a long-lost relative(?)


Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (10:44 AM) : 

Sounds like Kenobi is up to some monkey business. Get it?


Blogger Nic said ... (10:48 AM) : 

It's time to put the kibosh on the monkeying around with that one. He's supposed to be a Jedi for crying out loud!

BTW, Master Yoda, I took a page from your book and have posted an Ask Nic post on my blog today. Maybe your intern can come by with a question from you?


Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said ... (12:06 PM) : 

And make sure it is a moneky, and not a Lannik, I've heard of that happening before on Coruscant


Blogger NandeHi said ... (12:54 PM) : 

Oh, sure Jaba - Hide the monkey!


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (1:31 PM) : 


Asking for another Force-wedgie are you? Apparently have to learn the hard way you will.


Blogger Private Hudson said ... (2:52 PM) : 

A wedgie for Wedge! Now that's ironic!


Blogger Son Goku said ... (2:54 PM) : 

um don't let it stay in the full moon. It might turn into a tiny saiyan away from it . and then he'll just wander away on his own


Blogger flu said ... (3:03 PM) : 

Master Yoda, you should at least let him keep it long enough for it to groom him properly.


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (3:53 PM) : 

Private Hudson,

Good at picking out irony you are. Sort of like Alanis Morissette in that way, you are.


Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said ... (5:21 PM) : 

Stop picking on Wedge, Master Yoda, it's not his fault he's the only one who's capable of pointing things out with no thought to his personal safety. He's just looking out for your best interests, or something like that most likely


Blogger Jason said ... (6:00 PM) : 

I say you take kenobi to the pet store and sell him, am sure you'd get thousands of credits for him as a 'smart' monkey


Blogger JawaJuice said ... (6:14 PM) : 

I think you’re right to make Kenobi get rid of the monkey. You don’t want him to learn how to throw his own poo around, do you?
(Then again, it is Kenobi we’re talking about. He might have mastered that skill already.)


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (8:30 PM) : 

You never let us have anythizzle cool.


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (8:50 PM) : 


Easy to convince people it would be to convince people that a monkey Kenobi is, but sure about a smart monkey, I am not.


Blogger Wedge Antillies said ... (9:40 PM) : 

Thank you, Commander. It wouldn't be the first force-wedgie I've had. The son of Skywalker had learned that skill and used it also. It was sometime after he went to Dagobah... Hmmmm.


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