One of Those Dreams
|One of those dreams I had. The kind you know - where naked you show up to work.|
There walking through the Temple I was, when staring at me all of these Jedi were. Then, by me, a crowd of tourists visiting the Temple walked. Pointing at me, one of the tourist's Youglings was. Their hands over their Younglings' eyes, the parents put.
So down at myself I looked. Naked I was! In a panic, I was. Running around looking for a place to hide, I was. Finally, to me it occured that a dream I was having.
So proudly down the hallway I strutted. At the end, the Chancellor and a large group of Senators were.
"Ah, Master Yoda," the Chancellor said then around to face me he turned, "What in the world - ?"
"Hello, Chancellor," I said, "what I think of you and your policies, this is." Around I turned and my tushy I showed him.
Heard from the other Senators, large gasps could be.
Then into the Council chamber I walked and my seat I took.
"You do know that you're not wearing any clothes, don't you?"
"Hmm, yes. But worry not. Just dreaming I am."
"Yoda, you're not dreaming, man. You're really naked."
"Wait, dreaming I am not?"
"I am pretty sure."
Sure I had to be. So Windu I pinched.
"OW! Hey, that is going to leave a mark on my beautiful skin!"
Oh, Wookiee snot! In deep doo-doo I am.