Sitting on a bench in the park enjoying my wamprat liver sandwich I was when talking to me this nice young man started. At first, telling me some long story he was. Then something that astounded me, he said.
"Mama always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get'."
Blown away I was! Extremely wise this man was! Never in my whole life heard anything so profound had I. But then, another extremely wise thing he said.
"Stupid is as stupid does."
See what I mean, do you?! A fountain of wisdom he was! More I had to hear.
"Please," I said, "more about the box of chocolates tell me."
"That's all I have to say about that."
But done he was not!
"We're all just floatin around accidental-like on a breeze."
Come up with these things, where does he?!
"Please, your name tell me."
"My name is Forrest Gump. But people call me Forrest Gump."
"Master Gump, almost 900 years old am I, but met anyone as wise as you I have not! A fountain of wisdom you are! A master I have been, but next to you, the student I become! Enlightened I feel. Opened, my eyes have become. Please more of your wisdom share with me."
"I gotta pee."
"Hmm, yes. Do not we all? Very true that is."
To make this man a Jedi Master and give him a seat on the Council I wanted, but for a bathroom he had to look. Very badly he had to go, because to run he started. Run very fast he can! Saw him again I did not. A shame that is. Learn much from him I could have.