Things That Get Accomplished This Year I Did Not

A year of hopes and dreams for me, this year was going to be. Going to get many things accomplished I was. Unfortunately, finally watching all of my "Gilligan's Island the 3rd Season DVD" the only thing I got accomplished was. Below, a list of things that get accomplished I did not is. Things That Get Accomplished This Year I Did Not -Convince Kenobi that an actual sport, "Distance Spitting" is not. -Learn to speak Wiggerese, so that undertand what Young Skywalker is saying most of the time I can. -Become a professional Salsa dancer. -Track down that awful smell in the Temple that noticing I keep. -Get help for my Ben and Jerry's addiction. -Lose 2 pounds. Yes, ambitious that is, but getting portly I am. -Get my VCR to stop blinking "12:00". -Convince Windu that give up his My Little Pony collection, he must. -Smite down Dooku, then a jig on his grave, dance. -Convince Dolly Parton that in love with me, she is. -Convince Yaddle that her "Sweet Baboo" I am not. -Figure out a way to grow four feet taller. -Find out how many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop it takes. -Find a barber who a decent hair cut can give me. No good, bringing in that picture of George Clooney and saying, "Like this I would like to look", seems to do. Maybe accomplish these things next year I can. Of course, other goals for next year I have, so backed up I am. But take care of that, Metamucil usually does. (Hee hee! A little digestional humor that was!)