Deathmatch With Dooku/ Name That Hutt Contest

Forget to check out the "Name That Hutt" contest at the bottom of this post do not! Finally, come to this point we had. There we were, me and Dooku, Dooku and me. Ready to fight to the death, we were. A long time coming this had been. But very busy we are and scheduling conflicts we always have. Besides, even when schedule these fights we do, Dooku always forgets. One of those day-timers I got him, but never he uses it! See how evil he is, do you? But anyway, where I was? Oh yes, there we were, ready to fight it out, we were. Going to come out of this alive, only one of us would. Two giants in the Force, about to have an epic battle we were. Master against master, Sith against Jedi, Dark Side against... um, whatever the other side of the Force is called. Force lightning, Dooku threw at me. With my bare hands I blocked it. Back at him I threw it. At the last moment he ducked. "Now see here, Old Boy!" he said as his hair he straightened up, "I distinctly remember we agreed not to aim at the face! I do have an appearance to keep up, you know." "Matter your appearance will not, if dead you are!" At that moment, in the air I leaped at him as my lightsaber I ignited. By igniting his lightsaber, Dooku responed. About to clash blades we were when suddenly, knocked to the ground Dooku was. But knocked him down I had not. Around his neck something was. "Mommy! Fight my own battles I can! Humiliating this is!" Beating Dooku with her purse, my mother was. "Going to wave one of those glow thingies at my son, no one is!" Now kicking him, she was. "So, Yoda, ouch you need your mother to ouch! fight your battles for you, now, hmm?" Dooku said in between blows, "I say, madame, please watch the face, won't you? Ow!" "Have more than your face to worry about you will if stop messing with my son you do not, Sucker!" Tough, my mom is. Then, with the Force, against the wall Dooku threw my mom! "Mommy!" I yelled as over to her I ran. Open her eyes were not! "Mommy, to me speak, please!" Still quiet she was. Moving she was not! To cry, I started. "No, Mommy, leave me do not! Please!" But then, her eyes opened and up at me she looked. "Yoda? The matter what is? Crying why are you?" Her I hugged. "Oh, Mommy! So happy I am that alive you are! OK are you?" "Yes, Ok I am. Just a little winded I am." Then at me she looked. "Love me, you do, don't you?" "Yes, Mommy. You I love. Always I will." Then to look at Dooku I turned, "Pay for this, he will!" But already running to his speeder he was. Too late to get him it was. Waving her fist at him, my mom started. "Right that is, Sucker! Run! A coward you are! Want any more of this you do not, hmm?" A few hours later, time for my mother to leave and go back home to her retirement community, it was. To see her off, all the Jedi gathered. Sad to see her go, they were too. "Bye, Gramma," Harvey the Youngling, one of her 'adopted grandyounglings' said, "You're not going to pinch my cheeks, are you?" "No, but kiss them I will! Come, give you a kiss goodbye let me!" "Ewww!" he said, "Icky! I hate kisses!" The rest of us she hugged, and before it I knew, off she was. Like only a short time she was here, it seemed. Miss her I will. sniff Ok, if any sweeter this post gets, have to bring out the Olsen twins, we will. And that, no one wants. Hopefully, thrown up yet you have not. So something totally weird, let's do: ************************************* NAME THAT HUTT CONTEST brought to you by Jabafatboy and Master Yoda's Blog A name this Hutt needs. Has one he does not. If a good name you can think of, leave it in the comments to this post, leave it in the comments to a parallel post on Jabafatboy's blog, or email either of us, you can (Found in the right side-bar, my email address is. Found in his Blogger profile, Jabafatboy's is.). If you want, include a personality or background, you can. Required that is not, though. Out of those submissions, the best name we will choose. The person who first thought of that name, the winner will be. If you that person is, receive an "autographed" picture of Jabafatboy and me as well as a Gmail invitation, you will. One week to do this, you have. Announce the winner in one week we will. .