Monday, February 06, 2006

Bearded Skywalker

Today, Young Skywalker looking into the mirror, I noticed. Nothing unusual, this is. Sometimes kissing the mirror, I catch him. But looking even more than usual he was today.

“Young Skywalker, wish to be alone with yourself, do you?”


“Looking into the mirror even more than usual you are today. Looking at what, are you?”

“Oh, nah, I’m just checkin’ out my fly beard. Yo, check it.” Down he leaned so that see it I could.

“Of what beard do you speak?” I asked.

“What? You trippin’. Look, G, it right here on my face.”

“See it I do not.”

“Yo, it right here. You blind or sumthin’? Shuh.” Pointing to his face he was.

Still see it I could not, so my magnifying glass I got out. “Oh, yes, see it now I can,” I said. A couple of stray peach fuzz hairs I did see. Very faint and very short they were.

“It about time you noticed, G! I ain’t shaved in two months! Couple more days, I be lookin’ like Master Jinn, yo.”

“Um, Young Skywalker, you know, grow hair some men can not. Nothing wrong with that there is. Still manly they can be…”

“Yeah, like Mace-Dawg. He ain’t grow no hair! I’m sure glad I ain’t like ‘at! I gots chest hair and everything, yo.”

“Really? Chest hair you have?”

“Yeah, G! Check it!” His robe he opened just enough so that see his chest I could.

“Where, your chest hair is?” Having trouble seeing this too, I was.

“Dang, you is blind! It right there, yo!” Pointing at something small, he was.

“Young Skywalker, a stray eyelash that is, I think.”

“What? Nah, that ain’t…” with his finger he picked it off, “Ah nah, ah no! Ah, Mustafar, no!”

Maybe why so much time he spends on the hair on top of his head, that is. All the hair he has, it must be.

Comments on "Bearded Skywalker"


Blogger UC said ... (12:26 AM) : 

Post to Yoda, I am. Tell him I like him, yes... must go Skywalker to Juvie, soon he will.


Blogger NandeHi said ... (6:57 AM) : 

You could always loan him what is growing out of your ears couldnt you? :)


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (7:48 AM) : 

That beard sure looks fly. And by fly, I mean flyspeck.


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (8:02 AM) : 

Nandehi, a Force-Wedgie you get that for that. Hmph!


Blogger JawaJuice said ... (10:17 AM) : 

Perhaps he should look into Wookiee Hairplants for Men?


Blogger Wedge Antillies said ... (10:29 AM) : 

In a few years he will probably have hair growing out of places he never expected, then pay someone many credits to get it all removed.


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:59 AM) : 

ewwww men are better with no body hair

I am sure Padame will agree


Anonymous Wolverine said ... (5:59 PM) : 

He can borrow some of my body hair


Anonymous medrewnotyou said ... (8:20 PM) : 

Ah. For the days when shaving was optional.


Blogger Gaia said ... (9:27 PM) : 

Wolverine-"He can borrow some of my body hair"



Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (9:30 PM) : 

hahaha! One of the things I hate about growing up is having to shave!
I envy yo Ani


Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (9:49 PM) : 

Let me just say for the record that bald is beautiful.


Blogger Wedge Antillies said ... (1:00 AM) : 

Prof X, trhat is easy for you to say, when I take off my helmet everyone still gasps and stares.


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