Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Young Skywalker's Problem

A problem Young Skywalker has. Addicted he is. Avoided talking about it we have. But only worse, his problem has gotten. Time to speak up it is. So an intervention we decided to do.

Young Skywalker sit in the living room we had while gathered around him, everyone who cares about him were.

"What the heck's goin' on here, yo? This feels like an ambushizzle or sumthin'."

"Young Skywalker," I said, "about you all of us care. To help you we want. But break this addiction you must."

Defensive Young Skywalker got. "I can give it up anytime I want, yo. But I ain't want to."

Crying, Senator Amidala was. "Please, Ani, we love you. But you have to give it up. Don't you, like, see what it's doing to us, um, I mean you?"

"Yo, I can handle it! Why you all gots to be hatin'!"

"Anakin," Kenobi said, "don't you wanna to be a Master? Cain't you see you won't be one unless you give this up?"

"Yo, all you all, just back up outta my grill! I ain't givin' it up, yo!"

Want to see Young Skywalker's terrible addiction, do you? Ok, but only if strong enough you are.

Out of the room send the Younglings.

Scroll down a little more you must.

Even while driving, he can not put it down!

"I ain't givin' up Mr. Snuggles, yo! You all can just step off!" The final word that was. Failed to reach him we had.

Know what can be done I do not. Desperate at this point we are.

Thanks to DarkJediKriss for the pic!

Comments on "Young Skywalker's Problem"


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (7:22 AM) : 

Awww. That's the last vestiges of his youth. Maybe you should let him keep it for a little while longers.


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (8:58 AM) : 

He can do it , it may be un-bear-able for a while.

But I guess he aint suckin his thumb......Right.....Huhhh...Ya...
Gotta be kiddin me!


Blogger Bip said ... (9:16 AM) : 

I see Anakin more as a blue blanket over the shoulder kind of dependency issue guy. And
(Sno)obi(y) fighting him for it.


Blogger flu said ... (9:43 AM) : 

it could be worse.

it could be Teddy Ruxpin.


Anonymous Ilian said ... (10:30 AM) : 

hey yoda, when's the mtv series post coming? :)


Blogger JawaJuice said ... (10:57 AM) : 

Thus begins the descent into the dark side of... The Fur!


Blogger Dark Jedi Kriss said ... (12:31 PM) : 

So that is the imfamous bear's name! HA! Ani is so going kick me...if he can catch me! heehee!


Blogger Ruby-Flame said ... (12:57 PM) : 

Watch out Ani, the bear may look cute, but those beady black eyes are really a path to the dark side...


Blogger ninjanun said ... (1:13 PM) : 

Maybe if he makes some Ewok friends, he won't feel the need for that poser of a teddy bear.

but then again, that might create more *serious* problems!


Blogger Jaina Solo said ... (2:46 PM) : 

Oh! Don't get him an Ewok, they are terrible to try and control!

I think that you are fighting a losing battle there Yoda.


Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said ... (4:07 PM) : 

Well, at least it's small and portable. Things would probably be a bit harder if he were attached to a life size wookie bear doll


Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said ... (4:50 PM) : 

thats a beary beary cute picture


Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (8:12 PM) : 

If hugging Mr. Snuggles is wrong, I don't want to be right!


Anonymous Jedi Knight to the new order! said ... (8:53 PM) : 

It makes one wonder why it's wrong for young Skywalker to have a (looks up name), oh yes of course, Mr. Snuggles!

When Master Yoda, you have a some addition to Dolly Parton.


Anonymous Jedi Knight to the new order! said ... (8:56 PM) : 

addition to

should have been wanting to be with a

I just want to know one thing how in the outer rim did you hear of this woman?


Anonymous Padawan Gyon said ... (10:47 PM) : 

Don't take Mr.Snuggles away.... don't do it!! He'll turn to the Dark Side if you do!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!


post a comment