|So embarrassing this is. See me sitting here do you?|
Move I can not. Asleep, my butt is.
When this happens I hate. Talking to me Windu was. About skin care he started talking. When started on that he gets, stop he can not. Able to shut him up, no one can. Sitting for hours pretending to listen to him talk about exfoliation, I was.
Now, lost the feeling in both cheeks, I have. Usually effective in returning the feeling to my butt, rubbing it is. But weird that would look. Ask someone else to rub it, I can not. Ask a male Jedi to do it would not, because have another guy rub my butt I will not! Rather suffer from permanent hiney paralysis, I would. And be too embarrassed to ask a female Jedi to rub me there I would. Besides, too eager to oblige, Yaddle would be. Get her to stop pinching my bottom I can not.
So stuck here I am until feeling to butt returns. Bring me a Diet Pepsi, can someone?