Saturday, November 05, 2005

Too Loud His Music Is

To yell at Young Skywalker last night I had to. "Young Skywalker, turn down your music you must!"

A smart-alec he decided to be. "If it's too loud, then you too old, G. 'Sides, Vanilla Ice was meant to be played way hip-hop loud, yo."

"Look, care who it is I do not - Vanilla Ice Cream, Six Pac Shakur, Snoopy Dog, 50 Percent, Lil' Wow Wow, or that M & M's guy, turn it down you will!"

"Yo, chill. It's just music, yo."

"Make me come in there, do not!"

"Cain't hear you, Y-Dawg." Then the music he turned up.

The wrong answer, that was. Into his room I went. Turn out pleasant it did not. Just say let us that take a while for Young Skywalker to unwire himself from his stereo system it will.

Comments on "Too Loud His Music Is"


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:31 AM) : 

i have been reading your blog for a while, and it is awesome! probably the best yoda fiction on the net :) make a post about G. BUSH


Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (11:36 AM) : 

That's the way to handle these problems.


Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said ... (12:52 PM) : 

Oh wow,
Vanilla Ice? He, like, sampled the bass line from one of Me and Dooks songs. Except he added a cymbal beat. We called him on it and, like, he whined more than Ani when you take away his speeder keys.
Last I heard, he was admitted to hospital... He had been hit by lightning. Like, 16 times in a row.
Karma, I guess.


Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (3:52 PM) : 

OMGWTF didcha did to Anakin?! ha ha ha! poor him!


greeting Master Y-dawg


Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (7:06 PM) : 

Kids and their crazy music today. What is the world coming to?


Blogger Obi-Wan Kenobi said ... (8:11 PM) : 

Worst thing is, those ain't even edible.


Anonymous Iloveblueeyess said ... (9:06 PM) : 

I can relate to the loud music complainig... I hear you Ani...


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (12:47 AM) : 

MTFBWY Master Yoda!


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (1:22 AM) : 




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