Lego Crisis

Walking towards the kitchen I was. Then on something sharp I stepped. "Ow!" I said, "Hey, this Lego on the floor who left? Kenobi! Your Lego this is?" "No, Master. Them things is too complicated for me." Just then, out of the kitchen, smoke started pouring. Then right after that, Harvey the Youngling came running. Crying he was, "I didn't mean to do it! It was an accident!" Quickly, the extinguisher droids came. In seconds, out the fire was. "Harvey," I said, "calm down you must. How the fire started tell me. Alright it will be." Still crying and sobbing loudly he was. "Well, I made this *sob* sculpture out of Legos that looked like a *sob* bologna and cheese sandwich and I used red Legos for the bologna *sob* 'cause they don't make pink Legos and so I decided to use the *sob* red ones 'cause some times I forget to take the little *sob* red strips off when I make bologna sandwiches but I *sob* eat it anyway even though the medical droid tells me not to and I used yellow Legos for the *sob* cheese and, and..." Starting to hyperventilate he was. "OK it is, Harvey. Slow, deep breaths take. A good boy that is. Ok, now tell Yoda, to do with the fire what that has." "Well, I put my sandwich sculpture in the microwave." "Do that, why did you?" "'Cause I wanted the cheese to look melted." "Get an idea like that where did you? Wait, tell me not." Towards Kenobi I turned, but already running away he was. Run he can, but escape my Force-wedgie he can not.