Proper Wookiee Care
|"Get your Wookiee spayed or neutered you should." Hmph! Easier said than done this is, tell you let me! Know what he is talking about, that game show host Bobba Parkair does not. Like to see him wrestle a full-grown Wookiee all the way to the vet, I would!|
Sense where you are taking him, a Wookiee can. Tell him you can that taking him to get ice cream you are (Wookiees love ice cream), but believe you he will not. Your number he has. Fooling him you are not.
Half-way to the vet's office, try to jump out of the air speeder he will. That is, if already torn off your arms he has not. Expect lots of biting and scratching you can.
Taken Chewbacca to "get fixed" yet, I have not. But taken him to get his shots, I have, and trouble enough that was! Into my airspeeder I lured him with Twinkies. Resist Twinkies, he can not. Eat them while still in the wrapper they are, he will. But after a while, where we were going he figured out. Then crazy he went! Completely torn up, the interior of my speeder was. Scratched up pretty bad, I was too!
Like to get shots, he does not. A big baby he is. Face down droid armies he will, but take a needle in the arm he will not. His hand I had to hold as his other hand over his eyes he held. Then, a Wookiee biscuit the vet gave him, and 'what a brave little soldier he was' he told them. Brave he was not! The scars to prove that, I have!