Sunday, August 28, 2005

The New Temple Maid

Keep maids in the Temple we can not. Between Kenobi's trail of Cheetos and beer smushed into the carpet, and Young Skywalker's refusal to pick his Spidey/Batman Underoos up off the bathrooom floor after a shower he takes, very frustrated our maids get. A very high turnover we have, so bother to learn the janitorial staff's names I do not. Like livestock they are - if you name them, attached you will get.

Been interviewing prospective maids for a week, I have. Finally, a new maid I found:

Kind of attractive she is, I think. But matter that does not. Nothing to do with why I hired her, that has. (Though I think jealous of her, Master Yaddle is. "Trashy, she looks to me. Just look at how her hair she wears.")

Perfect she is not. Constantly using the Temple phones for personal calls, she is. Only phoning home, she says she is, but very long distance, her calls are. Also, a habit of taking apart our electronic gadgets like my Speak-and-Spell, she has. And tell you let me, hold her liquor she can not. After a couple of beers, tripping all over herself she is.

Though admit I must, good eye-candy she is.

Comments on "The New Temple Maid"


Blogger jedisiri said ... (10:35 PM) : 

wow attractive!and master yoda you like eye-candy?


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (10:38 PM) : 

A Jedi I am and old I may be, but dead I am not!


Blogger Captain Typho said ... (12:38 AM) : 

Well, your maid certainly is... unique, Master Yoda.


Blogger Geewhiz said ... (12:48 AM) : 


I'm glad you took her on. Our phone lines were clogged over on Cloud City. I had to kinda oust the poor creature. But unlike Yaddle, I absolutely ADORE her hair style!

Peace Out,
Lando C.


Blogger flu said ... (9:46 AM) : 

Master Yoda, I'm surprised at you - she ain't no Dolly.


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (10:20 AM) : 

Young Starbucker,

Live up to THAT standard, no one could. Only Dolly, Dolly is.


Blogger Dr. Von Schlick said ... (11:27 AM) : 

Ahh Master yoda... Truly, your temple is a virtual 'babe-alon'. Perhaps you could send some my way sometime. Its is very lonely here on this rock.


Anonymous wedge antilies said ... (12:34 PM) : 

I will make the rpesumption that the Jedi by-laws do have rules against harassment. Even so, do watch your little steps, Mr. Yoda.


Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (2:27 PM) : 

Be careful of hiring eye-candy. They often sell kiss-and-tell stories to the tabloids.


Blogger Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said ... (2:58 PM) : 

Wow is that thing ugly! I aughta throw a banana at her!

Howya doin' boss?


Blogger Leia said ... (3:17 PM) : 

Jojo blogs?

Master Yoda, I'm surprised at you. I'm with Yaddle-- she's pretty trashy.


Blogger Nic said ... (3:33 PM) : 

Dear Master Yoda, I am with Captain Picard and Wedge on this one. Next thing you know your picture will be plastered across across the Galaxy Inqusitor saying that she is carrying your love child. Be careful and drop her like a hot potato.


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (4:04 PM) : 

Worry not, everyone. Prevent me from acting on my attraction to her, the Jedi Oath does.

However - even if on a diet you are, still look at the menu you can!

On another note: Near, the end of the Universe must be, since a blogger Jo Jo the Monkeyboy has become.


Blogger ninjanun said ... (5:23 PM) : 

I know this great restaurant at the end of the universe....


Blogger Superhero Bob said ... (7:14 PM) : 

Yoda....I've always found that looking at the menu when you're on a diet only makes you all the more hungrier!


Blogger Jenn said ... (7:25 PM) : 

Eye candy? What is that called again? Oh yes, Peeper mints? *grins* I like your new maid, Master Yoda. Tell me, does she like reeses pieces?


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (10:24 PM) : 


So much she likes Reese's Pieces that pick them up from the ground and eat them, she will. Gross that is.


Blogger Jenn said ... (4:48 PM) : 

Master Yoda,
Have you been throwing Reese's Pieces on the ground so you can watch her bend over? If not, I will give you that tip for free!


Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (5:41 AM) : 

yeah.. she looks perfecto for u!


Blogger Ruby-Flame said ... (6:58 PM) : 

Hmmm...I'm afraid I have to sympathize with Yaddle here...


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (6:25 AM) : 

too much eye candy can give you diabetes...


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