Keywords: Looking For Me You Were Not
|An amazing tool, the Jedi Archives are. Another name for this tool, Google is. Found out I have that finding my blog through this tool Google, as well as Yahoo and MSN, some people are|
Odd some of the "keywords" people use are:
"sexy women bloggers" - Sexy I am, yes. A blogger I am. But the last time I checked, a woman I am not! Very confusing this is, yes.
"Jackie Chan master with crack finger" - Sense this makes. A very famous Jedi, Master Chan is. Logical it would be to expect to find information on him here. Too bad it is that no information on him here there is. As far as the 'crack finger' - another victim of nose-picking he is (see last post you should). About the dangers of "digging for the green gold" I warned him. Now a cracked finger he has.
"getting rid of hickies" - Maybe looking for Young Skywalker's blog they are.
"http://masterjediyoda.blogspot.com" - Into Google, someone typed this. Very good. The entire url for this blog they remembered. Now, if only figure out where to type the url, they can.
"the name of the female that is related to Yoda" - "Mommy" I call her.
"Yoda's advice on beer" - The uglier you are, the more you should drink. And the more everyone who has to look at you should.
"Yoda tattoo" - Available in the Jedi Temple Gift Shop, these are. See Butch, you should. The one with the pierced tongue he is.
"bikini pictures of padme amidala" - Sorry. Sold these to the National Inquisitor, I have.
"black velvet paintings, Willie Nelson" - A blog, not a flea-market this is. Check the next yard sale in the nearest trailer park, you should.
"orange babboon spiders information" - Eep! Lived my whole life I could have without knowing that such a thing there is as Orange Babboon Sssssp..... Orange Babbon Sssssp.... Orange Babboon Sssssp... Say the "S word" I can not. Great! Now sleep tonight I will not! Worrying about Orange Babboon Ssssssp... I will be.
"vidal sassoon shampoo" - Definately looking for Young Skywalker's blog they are.
Track the traffic for your blog, do you? Post in the comments here what strange keywords people typed when your blog they found, you must.