Why Fall Asleep In Home Depot You Should Not
|To Home Depot I went today. A lock on my bedroom door I decided to put. A good idea I thought it would be, since anonymous threatening notes I have been getting.|
Besides, in his sleep Kenobi walks. One time, into my bed he climbed. Seven years old again he was, he thought. With his teddy bear he confused me! Like to talk about that, I do not.
Anyway, browsing through the gardening section I was. Afternoon it was, but had my nap I had not. Getting very sleepy I was. Almost 900 years old I am, my daily nap I need. Mean to I did not, but in the gardening section I fell asleep.
The next thing I knew, waking up in someone's front yard I was!
"Hey! Doing here, what am I?" I said.
"Honey, the garden gnome is talking!"
"A garden gnome I am not!"
Force-wedgies I gave the whole family before leaving. Weird. The third time this month this was that happened to me that has.