Windu's New Part-Time Job

Decided to get a part-time job in addition to his Jedi duties, Windu has. Like this I do not. Lose focus, he will. "You don't understand, man. My Jedi salary isn't enough to cover my skin-care needs." he said at the last Council meeting. My head I shook. "The same as all the other masters you make. Paid the same as me, you are. Just fine, the rest of us do." "Yeah, but you guys should look at your skin. I mean it, man. But I'm different. My public expects a certain amount of beauty from me, you dig? I have to maintain." Allowed by the Jedi Code under certain circumstances, moonlighting is. However, prohibit moonlighting, the Code does, if embarrass the Order, the Jedi's second job does. I think qualify this does: A job at the McBurgerland down the street he got. Like their mascot, Happy McBurgerbra, they have him dress. Stand on the corner and hand out fliers he must. The job suits him, he says, because wanting to get back into the "performance arts" he has. If considered "performing", acting like an idiot for minimum wage is, then true his dream has become. *** Voted for your favorite Yoda post yet, have you? Vote here you can. Also, if state in the comments for last Saturday's post (the 100th) why you chose the post you chose, you could, appreciate it I would. **** Another tribute! This time on Oola's blog it is. Wait... all these tributes...dying I am not, am I? Something I should know, is there?