Kenobi, Pizza Licker

Tonight, pizza we ordered. At first, want to order the pizza I did not, because support the mafia, I will not. But then Windu explained to me that nothing to do with organized crime, Godfather's Pizza has. Eating pizza with Kenobi, I hate. Always the biggest piece, he grabs. And more than his share of pieces, he takes. Why he bothers, I know not, because wearing more than he eats, he ends up. But tonight, going to beat him at his own game, I was. In line before him, I got. About to reach for the biggest piece I was, when his finger Kenobi licked, and into that piece he stuck it. "Want that piece you did not, did you?" Gross!! I hate it when that he does! "Kenobi!" I said, "The manners of a baboon you have! About to take that piece, I was!" That obnoxious laugh of his, he did. "Too slow you are." Then, simply take the piece he did not. "Accidentally" take with it all the toppings off of the pieces next to his piece, he had to. Act like he was sorry, did he? Of course not! A big smirk he had. Then, a big swig of his beer he took. So the Force I used, and snort his beer out his nose, I made him. Pretty painful it looked. Sorry he is now, I bet. *** Voted for your favorite Yoda post yet, have you? Vote here you can. Also, if state in the comments for last Saturday's post (the 100th) why you chose the post you chose, you could, appreciate it I would.