Thursday, August 04, 2005

A Morning Person I Am Not

A morning person I am not. No different, this morning was. That yucky morning taste, my mouth had. (Want to kiss me in the morning you would not.) So into the bathroom to brush my teeth, I stumbled. Barely open, my eyes were.

Still, easy to pick my toothbrush out, it was. Next to Young Skywalker's Spider-Man toothbrush it hangs. On the sink for my toothpaste, I felt around. The tube I grabbed and on my toothbrush I squeezed some paste. Very vigorously, I started brushing.

Then, very awake I became! Awful, the toothpaste tasted. So at the tube I looked. My Freshmint-Flavored Aquafresh Tartar-Control w/Extra Whitening Action Cool Gel it was not! Young Skywalker's hair-sculpting paste it was!

Stupid Young Skywalker and his dozens of hair accoutrements! Fourty different hair-care products on the sink there must have been! Gotten on to him about this before I have!

Over and over again, my mouth I rinsed out. But able to get rid of the taste I was not! Eventually, numb my mouth went. Very inconvenient this was. Eat my Cap'n Crunch, I could not. Out of my mouth, the milk kept dribbling. Yell at my Stupid Intern, I could not.

A very bad day I had. Yes, very bad it was.

Comments on "A Morning Person I Am Not"


Blogger ~Jessica said ... (10:25 PM) : 

woah, isn't that hair stuff um...toxic? wow, and Cap'n crunch cereal is my fave. ^.^ Anyways, I just hope that doesn't happen again, cause I remember when I used my moms facial cleaner instead of hair gel. *gags* Anyway, Yea I hope that does not happen again. May the force be with you Master Yoda.


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (11:08 PM) : 

Well maybe if you brushed your teeth with your eyes open, it wouldn't happen, G. You think I just roll outta bed an look so fine?


Anonymous Jar-Jar Binks said ... (12:05 AM) : 

Judgment day is now. You and jedi will not be can escapes from the many of us. Not even with pathetic broken english you uses all times.


All your base are belonged to us!

You don't know how you to save? You says...Somebody setted us up the bomb!? LOL. You is Game Over.


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (12:09 AM) : 



Blogger jedisiri said ... (12:33 AM) : 

wow it can help your teeth grow if it's mace's hair gel.


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:32 AM) : 

Cut Anakin's hair off in his sleep... That'll teach him.


Blogger jedisiri said ... (6:11 AM) : 

oh no another mace...


Blogger Aayla Secura said ... (10:09 AM) : 

Try dumping all of his hair care products into one container. It shouldn't harm them.

Then you'll be able to find your toothpaste with ease.


Blogger JawaJuice said ... (10:28 AM) : 

Now master Yoda, let me get this straight...It seems that you...and Anakin...and Mace....and Obi-Wan...are all living together? ...In the same living space? ...Inside that giant, roomy Jedi Temple and four of you share a place? Is rent that bad over there or are you guys playing out some Full House fantasy?


Anonymous Superhero Bob said ... (11:16 AM) : 

Yoda's just jealous cuz Ani's got more hair than he does!

Whoa! A Spider-man toothbrush! He's got a little bit of taste then... :)


Blogger flu said ... (11:22 AM) : least it wasn't Mace's Preparation H.

and what's up with Jar Jar Binks? I understood every single word he said! Of course, they still made little to no sense, but I understood him!


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (12:26 PM) : 

Mr. JawaJuice,

Many bedrooms in the temple, there are. But share a bathroom we have to. Like the YMCA it is, except not as nice.

As stated before I have, outlawed in the Republic Full House is.


Blogger Leia said ... (1:39 PM) : 

Wow. You have teeth, Master Yoda?


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (1:51 PM) : 

Remember that one time on full house where Uncle Jessie had to play with his band for a talent scout and the rest of his band was sick so the Tanner family helped out but they were really bad on the instruments? Yeah, hillarity did not insue.


Blogger orangeflips said ... (2:26 PM) : 

Confiscate all his hair-jelly-stuff! Fight back! *pumps fist*


Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (2:53 PM) : 

Sounds like a cold shower you must have.


Blogger Jenn said ... (4:03 PM) : 

Replace ALL his hair products with Nair. Then, record the results. Or, if not nair, something to dye his hair blue.


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (4:55 PM) : 

I'm gonna start keepin my hair stuff in my room, yo. I mean, lookit all these fools bein all conspiratorial or whatevs.

Not that I wouldn't look fly with blue hair. Went blue for a couple months back in the day, but Obs made me grow it out.


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (6:22 PM) : 

I was under the impression they all lived in a trailer. :/


Blogger Shaak Ti said ... (10:09 PM) : 

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Blogger Master Yoda said ... (10:25 PM) : 

Family-friendly keep your comments, please!

-Thank you!


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10:19 AM) : 

You spelled the word forty wrong.


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