Dinner With Doofuses
| Out to dinner, Senator Organa invited me. A great honor this was. A very important senator, he is. "Bring Master Windu and Master Kenobi along, why don't you?" he said. Uh oh. Go so well, it did not. First, out of booster seats, they were:  Then, impress the senator with this trick, Kenobi did not:  Then, one or five too many glasses of wine, Windu had:  Know why I go anywhere with those Doofuses, I do not. |
Wisdom shared by Master Yoda at Friday, August 05, 2005
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post a commentI just wanted to say that out of Han Solo, Chewbaca and your blogs, yours is my favorite, Master Yoda. OH and Chewie says Hrrrrrngggh Arggghra.
You can't take some people anywhere in case they show you up.
Send them to obdience school.
Yay! Kenobi can do the spoon-on-nose trick!
Poor Master Yoda! Don't you hate it when your eyes barely clear the dining room table?
Perhaps you should carry a phone book with you for occassions like this.
perheps he should use a childrem's chair instead of the phone book...might be more confortable...
that Jedi Mind trick could be good 4 Mace and Obi but it wouldn't help Master Yoda at all. Look at him! he is too short, perhaps he could have used his flying seat
You know, that 2"x4" could come in handy for more than one reason. *ducks to avoid recession into potty talk*