Friday, August 05, 2005

Dinner With Doofuses

Out to dinner, Senator Organa invited me. A great honor this was. A very important senator, he is.

"Bring Master Windu and Master Kenobi along, why don't you?" he said.

Uh oh.

Go so well, it did not. First, out of booster seats, they were:

Then, impress the senator with this trick, Kenobi did not:

Then, one or five too many glasses of wine, Windu had:

Know why I go anywhere with those Doofuses, I do not.

Comments on "Dinner With Doofuses"


Blogger jedisiri said ... (12:45 AM) : 

oh my god!mace is so unhygienic...


Blogger jedisiri said ... (12:48 AM) : 

and did he use them after the emm...little trick?


Blogger Bunny said ... (2:20 AM) : 

I just wanted to say that out of Han Solo, Chewbaca and your blogs, yours is my favorite, Master Yoda. OH and Chewie says Hrrrrrngggh Arggghra.


Blogger Han Solo said ... (4:53 AM) : 

Et tu, Bunny?


Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (7:43 AM) : 

You can't take some people anywhere in case they show you up.


Anonymous The Jedi Princess said ... (10:51 AM) : 

Send them to obdience school.


Blogger Draco-7 said ... (12:41 PM) : 

Yay! Kenobi can do the spoon-on-nose trick!


Blogger Leia said ... (12:56 PM) : 

I'm with the Jedi Princess. You should send them to obedience school.


Blogger Aayla Secura said ... (3:44 PM) : 

Maybe they were trying to get something out of their noses...


Blogger ninjanun said ... (4:12 PM) : 

Poor Master Yoda! Don't you hate it when your eyes barely clear the dining room table?

Perhaps you should carry a phone book with you for occassions like this.


Blogger Lady said ... (4:47 PM) : 

perheps he should use a childrem's chair instead of the phone book...might be more confortable...


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (6:49 PM) : 

They be so immature, yo. You shoulda brought me. I woulda been all on my best behavior an spit. I mean, I'm gettin awful sick of the food at the Temple, yo. An besides, I woulda been able to mind-trick him into forgettin about Obs and Baldy.


Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (10:41 PM) : 

that Jedi Mind trick could be good 4 Mace and Obi but it wouldn't help Master Yoda at all. Look at him! he is too short, perhaps he could have used his flying seat


Anonymous Alasseo said ... (8:40 PM) : 

You know, that 2"x4" could come in handy for more than one reason. *ducks to avoid recession into potty talk*


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