Sunday, August 14, 2005

Snickering Doofuses

Today, an important meeting among key Jedi Masters and Knights we held. Very important matters to discuss, we had. Very serious it was.

Which is why invite Kenobi, I should not have. Before long, snickering to themselves, Kenobi and Young Skywalker were. See I could that showing a piece of paper to Young Skywalker, Kenobi was.

"Funny, something is, Gentlemen?" I asked.

Suddenly, serious they tried to look.

"No, no," Kenobi said. Then at Young Skywalker he looked, and snickering again they both started.

"Funny something is, or be snickering you would not. Care to share your joke with the whole group, would you?"

"No, that's alright."

"What have you there?"

"Nothing! It's just notes I've been taking."

Yeah, right. Literate enough to take notes, Kenobi is not. Across the table I reached, and the piece of paper I snatched:

Hmph! Very mature, Kenobi. See I can that take away his crayons again, I will have to. And maybe time for Kenobi to have another session with the pressure washer it is.

Comments on "Snickering Doofuses"


Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said ... (12:57 AM) : 

Master Yoda,
I'm not, like, trying to be, like, pure dag nasty evil, but, seriously, like, you can be quite the poo-poo head, at times, man. It's, like, clear as purple crayon.


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (1:27 AM) : 

Finally! I ain't bein blamed for sumthin that was Obs' fault. Thanks, Y-dawg.


Blogger Master Ki-Adi-Mundi said ... (3:43 AM) : 

I will say it again as I have said before...Obi-wan is a bad influence. Perhaps it is time to give him a good bathing again. You know how he hates that. Reminds me of Mole, from the Atlantis movie. Perhaps the threat of soap will make him a little more humane.


Blogger jedisiri said ... (3:53 AM) : 

hey that drawing is soooooo cute!


Blogger JawaJuice said ... (10:19 AM) : 

Perhaps it was a bad idea to have Obi-Wan train Anakin. I wonder how Anakin would have turned out had Qui-Gon not died? Or for that matter, if another Jedi master trained young Skywalker.
Hmmmm...the possibilities boggle the mind...


Blogger Leia said ... (10:30 AM) : 

You have to wonder exactly what Qui-Gon taught Obi-Wan all that time.


Blogger owenlars said ... (10:53 AM) : 

Obi-wan is an immature fool. Deduct from his paycheck, you should.


Blogger flu said ... (11:06 AM) : 

You should check your back for an "on me, step" sign, Master Yoda


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (1:45 PM) : 

What do you mean "turned out", little J? I'm the most powerful Jedi ever, yo. I mean, most of that had nothin to do with Obs, but still... Cept I kinda like to think Qui-Gon wouldn't sit around with his hand down his pants watching NASCAR... but that's got nothin to do with my trainin, just the livin situation.


Blogger ninjanun said ... (2:33 PM) : 

Not only can Obi-Wan not spell, he can't draw very well, either.

Your ears are not that big, neither is your tongue that red.


Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (3:03 PM) : 

Not quite the standard for Jedi Art School.


Blogger Barriss Offee said ... (3:19 PM) : 

You let Obi-Wan have crayons? Doesn't he eat them?


Blogger flu said ... (3:31 PM) : 

lol Barriss! You should have seen Ben after he got into those highlighters! His lips and teeth and hands were blue for days!


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (4:28 PM) : 

"Finally! I ain't bein blamed for sumthin that was Obs' fault."

Young Skywalker, tell I could that you it was not, because (unlike Kenobi) moved on from crayons you have.

Hmm, many questions about Young Skywalker's early training you people have. Perhaps someday write about this, I will.


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