|About to show you something truly awful, I am. Very disturbing it is. Perhaps look at it you should not.|
Hmm, yes. Scroll down, you should not.
If younglings you have, send them in the other room you should. Too intense for them it is.
Make you sick, this will. Responsible for any trauma, I am not.
Still scrolling down you are? No, no. Stop here you should. No farther you should go.
Oh, a sick person you are. Very well, see these disturbing images you will, if you must:
Warn you, I tried. So terrible this is! My entire collection of Dolly pictures, someone defaced! Plus Dolly's good name, they insulted. Words like "tramp" and "hussy", and other words which mention here I can not, they wrote on the pictures.
Also, this note, the perpetrator wrote:
"What see you in this hoochie, I know not. Trailer trash she is.
Have what, she does, that I have not?
Besides, if have you I can not, then have you no one will!
P.S. Another clue: As tall as you are, I am not."
Hmm, as tall as me, this person is not. A short list of people that would be, er...so to speak. Be, who could it? Gary Coleman, maybe? Ross Perot? Danny DeVito? Mickey Rooney?
*** Voted for your favorite Yoda post yet, have you? Open for only one more day, voting is. Please, if done so you have not, state in the comments for the 100th post why you chose the post you chose, you should.
At the bottom of the 100th post, the link to the poll is. Thank you to everyone who participated.