Saturday, August 13, 2005


About to show you something truly awful, I am. Very disturbing it is. Perhaps look at it you should not.

Hmm, yes. Scroll down, you should not.

If younglings you have, send them in the other room you should. Too intense for them it is.

Make you sick, this will. Responsible for any trauma, I am not.

Still scrolling down you are? No, no. Stop here you should. No farther you should go.

Oh, a sick person you are. Very well, see these disturbing images you will, if you must:

Warn you, I tried. So terrible this is! My entire collection of Dolly pictures, someone defaced! Plus Dolly's good name, they insulted. Words like "tramp" and "hussy", and other words which mention here I can not, they wrote on the pictures.

Also, this note, the perpetrator wrote:

"What see you in this hoochie, I know not. Trailer trash she is.

Have what, she does, that I have not?

Besides, if have you I can not, then have you no one will!

P.S. Another clue: As tall as you are, I am not."

Hmm, as tall as me, this person is not. A short list of people that would be, to speak. Be, who could it? Gary Coleman, maybe? Ross Perot? Danny DeVito? Mickey Rooney?

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Comments on "Defaced!"


Blogger jedisiri said ... (5:11 AM) : 

wow that is scary.


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (8:50 AM) : 

Quick, Yoda, the game is afoot!


Anonymous Stanman said ... (8:54 AM) : 

I think, when next the council meets, the answer will be right under your nose...


Anonymous Alasseo said ... (9:02 AM) : 

Yoda, Yoda, Yoda; you still haven't figured this out? Talk about senility...
Actually scratch that, I won't have the cool force powers if I live to be 900. I'll just be old.

Ahyhoo, think: who do you know who has a crush on you, is shorter than you, and might be jealous enough to do such a heinous crime?


Blogger JawaJuice said ... (11:35 AM) : 

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Blogger Leia said ... (1:41 PM) : 

It's Baddle the pineapple!


Blogger Master Ki-Adi-Mundi said ... (2:59 PM) : 

Hmm...seems like someone likes you very much Yoda. Perhaps you should start locking up your Dolly paraphernalia, to keep it safe.


Blogger War Eagle said ... (3:26 PM) : 

its got to be waddle ur friend on the council the other green monkey. LOL


Blogger Aayla Secura said ... (5:45 PM) : 

Hm..I can't think of anyone who could do something so cruel!


Anonymous Superhero Bob said ... (5:53 PM) : 

Hmm......I've never seen fatal attraction, but it sure seems that someone has it for you pretty bad Mastor Yoda.

Hide your photos...or better yet...uhm, quietly put up a surveillance camera.


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (6:04 PM) : 

I think it's Gary Coleman, yo. I saw that little homie creepin around the temple the other night. Then again, I was playin with those kickin' smelly markers, so it mighta just been a hallucination, but seein that makes me think not, yo.


Blogger Jenn said ... (10:09 PM) : 

Tell Dolly and SHE will ferret out the culprit. She's a country girl, they know how to get the job done. I am sure it was Windu, he is probably peeved that you used his head wax stuff.


Blogger Geewhiz said ... (1:49 PM) : 

really, Jenn? I thought Dolly was a cloned sheep!

Anyways Yoda, I'm at your disposal if ever you need a hit man to hire.

Peace Out,
Lando C.


Blogger Barriss Offee said ... (10:10 PM) : 

Hmmm, perhaps one of the Younglings on a dare?


Blogger Jenn said ... (6:19 PM) : 

Lando C? *blinks* Dolly is NOT a sheep, she's a singer of very beautiful country western songs. I thought at first that Yaddle did this horrible thing, but on further consideration, I am wondering if YOU are not the culprit. Pffth! Sheep indeed.


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