Livin' Like Little Yoda

A song about me, interplanetary pop sensation Rik-Ee Mortan has written. Better it would be if written it, Dolly had, but still honored I am. Here the lyrics are: "Livin' Like Little Yoda" by Rik-Ee Mortan He's into Dolly Parton, the Force, and Jedi Law He'll get his senior discount or that dude is gonna brawl He's teaches all the younglings to avoid that old Dark Side You better pay attention or he'll whip your sorry hide He'll make you take your clothes off and do push-ups in the rain Or you'll strap him on your back and run till you feel the pain You had better not complain! Come on! [Chorus] Dark Side should watch out, livin' like little Yoda Sith Lords he'll smite you down, livin' like little Yoda His skin is snotty green the same color as lime soda He will wear you out livin' like little Yoda He's friends with all the Wookiees he ignores their funky smell He'll hang out with his old pal Chewie Who carries him so his feet don't swell He'll make you face all your fears just stay away from that big tree Afraid yet are you, young Padawan? Good! You will be! Don't lie. Through you he can see. [Chorus] Dark Side should watch out, livin' like little Yoda Sith Lords he'll smite you down, livin' like little Yoda His skin is snotty green the same color as lime soda He will wear you out livin' like little Yoda He'll make you take your clothes off and do push-ups in the rain Or you'll strap him on your back and run till you feel the pain You had better not complain! Come on! [Chorus] Dark Side should watch out, livin' like little Yoda Sith Lords he'll smite you down, livin' like little Yoda His skin is snotty green the same color as lime soda He will wear you out livin' like little Yoda