Saturday, August 20, 2005

Livin' Like Little Yoda

A song about me, interplanetary pop sensation Rik-Ee Mortan has written. Better it would be if written it, Dolly had, but still honored I am.

Here the lyrics are:



"Livin' Like Little Yoda"
by Rik-Ee Mortan

He's into Dolly Parton, the Force, and Jedi Law
He'll get his senior discount or that dude is gonna brawl
He's teaches all the younglings to avoid that old Dark Side
You better pay attention or he'll whip your sorry hide

He'll make you take your clothes off and do push-ups in the rain
Or you'll strap him on your back and run till you feel the pain
You had better not complain! Come on!

[Chorus]
Dark Side should watch out, livin' like little Yoda
Sith Lords he'll smite you down, livin' like little Yoda
His skin is snotty green the same color as lime soda
He will wear you out livin' like little Yoda

He's friends with all the Wookiees he ignores their funky smell
He'll hang out with his old pal Chewie
Who carries him so his feet don't swell
He'll make you face all your fears just stay away from that big tree
Afraid yet are you, young Padawan? Good! You will be!
Don't lie. Through you he can see.

[Chorus]
Dark Side should watch out, livin' like little Yoda
Sith Lords he'll smite you down, livin' like little Yoda
His skin is snotty green the same color as lime soda
He will wear you out livin' like little Yoda

He'll make you take your clothes off and do push-ups in the rain
Or you'll strap him on your back and run till you feel the pain
You had better not complain! Come on!

[Chorus]
Dark Side should watch out, livin' like little Yoda
Sith Lords he'll smite you down, livin' like little Yoda
His skin is snotty green the same color as lime soda
He will wear you out livin' like little Yoda

Comments on "Livin' Like Little Yoda"

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (11:54 PM) : 

wow funky smell!it must smell good...

 

Blogger dontspam said ... (2:02 AM) : 

ROFL.. great song master yoda! =)

 

Blogger General Grievous said ... (3:40 AM) : 

Go green monkey GO! *cough*

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (7:51 AM) : 

I smell a hit.

 

Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said ... (8:10 AM) : 

Excellent work Master Yoda!

Now about that smiting of sith lords comment ...

 

Blogger flu said ... (10:00 AM) : 

Great lyrics!

...not as thrilled about the earworm you gave me... now that song's gonna be bouncing around in my blaster helmet ALL FREAKIN DAY!

 

Blogger owenlars said ... (10:37 AM) : 

Lime soda goes good with puffed pork.

 

Blogger JawaJuice said ... (11:26 AM) : 

What a great song!
That sucker is going to be a hit!

 

Blogger trinamick said ... (12:28 PM) : 

I can see it climbing the charts now. I only dream of the day that someone writes a ditty about me.

 

Blogger The Pink Kitty said ... (12:44 PM) : 

That was a great song! I wish we got that station here

purrs yoda!

 

Blogger Oola said ... (1:44 PM) : 

Bravo! Encore! Yay!

 

Blogger Leia said ... (2:11 PM) : 

Nice!

 

Blogger War Eagle said ... (6:50 PM) : 

Master,

Cool song I like it a lot.

 

Anonymous kayelisny said ... (7:32 PM) : 

I'm pretty sure thats the best song EVER!

 

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