On a field trip I took the Temple Younglings today. To Coruscant Natural History museum we went. Many questions they had. Oh, the minds of Younglings.
"Master Yoda, how old were you when dinosaurs roamed the planet?"
"That old Master Yoda is not. Long before Master Yoda was born, dinosaurs died out."
"Did you have any pet dinosaurs?"
"Been listening have you? That old I am not."
"Master Yoda, what did you do before language was invented? Did you draw those cartoons on cave walls?"
"Already around when I was born, language was."
"Master Yoda, what were you doing at the 'Dawn of Man'?"
"Born yet, I was not. Next question."
"Master Yoda, which is older, you or dirt?"
"Ok, getting insulting this is. Hurting Master Yoda's feelings you are. Much older than Master Yoda, dirt is. Any questions that aren't about my age, have you?"
"Master Yoda, what did you feed the dinosaurs?"
"No more questions about dinosaurs! Hmph!"
"Master Yoda, were you sad when everything else evolved, and you didn't?"
"Getting a timeout someone is if stop this does not."
"I have to go potty."
"Supposed to go before we left the Temple, you were. Hold it for ten more minutes you can not?"
"I don't think so."
"Ok, to go potty how many of you need? Your hands raise... All of you? Ok, to go potty Master Yoda needs too. Come on."
Always, an aspirin I need at the end of field trips.