Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Oh, The Minds of Younglings



On a field trip I took the Temple Younglings today. To Coruscant Natural History museum we went. Many questions they had. Oh, the minds of Younglings.

"Master Yoda, how old were you when dinosaurs roamed the planet?"

"That old Master Yoda is not. Long before Master Yoda was born, dinosaurs died out."

"Did you have any pet dinosaurs?"

"Been listening have you? That old I am not."

"Master Yoda, what did you do before language was invented? Did you draw those cartoons on cave walls?"

"Already around when I was born, language was."

"Master Yoda, what were you doing at the 'Dawn of Man'?"

"Born yet, I was not. Next question."

"Master Yoda, which is older, you or dirt?"

"Ok, getting insulting this is. Hurting Master Yoda's feelings you are. Much older than Master Yoda, dirt is. Any questions that aren't about my age, have you?"

"Master Yoda, what did you feed the dinosaurs?"

"No more questions about dinosaurs! Hmph!"

"Master Yoda, were you sad when everything else evolved, and you didn't?"

"Getting a timeout someone is if stop this does not."

"Master Yoda?"

"Yes, Harvey."

"I have to go potty."

"Supposed to go before we left the Temple, you were. Hold it for ten more minutes you can not?"

"I don't think so."

"Ok, to go potty how many of you need? Your hands raise... All of you? Ok, to go potty Master Yoda needs too. Come on."

Always, an aspirin I need at the end of field trips.

Comments on "Oh, The Minds of Younglings"

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (6:14 AM) : 

potty saved master yoda!

 

Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said ... (8:24 AM) : 

Who watches the female younglings when you are in the restroom? Did you have a female chaperone?

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (10:03 AM) : 

oh i am sure master yoda can handle it.can't you,master yoda?*winks*

 

Blogger Ki-Adi-Mundi said ... (10:07 AM) : 

I reference to palps perhaps Master yoda can sense the female the younglings while he is in the restroom and therefore keep a force "eye" on them.

 

Anonymous wedge antillies said ... (10:25 AM) : 

No good deed ever goes unpunished.

 

Blogger JawaJuice said ... (11:11 AM) : 

"Master Yoda, were you sad when everything else evolved, and you didn't?"


Looking at what the rest of us evolved into, I would think he's downright happy.

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (11:12 AM) : 

Ah, youth.

 

Blogger owenlars said ... (11:13 AM) : 

All of this 'bathroom' talks reminds me of my blog,with less detail, though.

 

Blogger trinamick said ... (11:30 AM) : 

Younglings never know the right questions to ask. For instance, were you frightened the first time you saw fire?

 

Anonymous sandyg said ... (12:24 PM) : 

Very nice, Master Yoda. Been to a similar place, and had similar questions asked, although not about dinosaurs. More like "What was Abraham Lincoln really like?" I found a nice single malt worked better than aspirin at the end of the day.

 

Blogger flu said ... (12:32 PM) : 

This does bring up a good question Master Yoda,... what did you feed the dinosaurs?

 

Blogger Leia said ... (1:20 PM) : 

Ooh! Did you throw a big party when your parents were born?

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (1:44 PM) : 

Q: "what did you feed the dinosaurs?"

A: Smart-alec Founder of the New Jedi Order Wannabes.

Hmph!

 

Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (1:51 PM) : 

How come I never got to go on field trips, Y-dawg?

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (2:06 PM) : 

One big field trip, tagging along with Kenobi is.

 

Blogger flu said ... (2:59 PM) : 

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Blogger flu said ... (3:03 PM) : 

Ohmygosh, they eat those?!?

*ducks and runs in zig-zag pattern*

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:35 PM) : 

Master Yoda,

Update his non-fiction blog your stupid intern must. Making the baby jesus cry he is. Beat him harder you may need to.

 

Blogger Captain Typho said ... (3:45 PM) : 

"were you frightened the first time you saw fire?"

ROFL!

I love that one.

 

Blogger Leia said ... (4:24 PM) : 

Your intern met Jesus?

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (5:23 PM) : 

Mr. Anonymous,

Restricted my Stupid Intern to working on his own blogs on his own time I have.

Since only twenty hours a day he works here, four whole hours a day he gets to himself. But to sleep and/or eat a meal he uses that time for. See how lazy he is, do you?

However, he claims that update his blog in a day or two, he will.

 

Blogger Jenn said ... (6:44 PM) : 

See? That Pooper Scooter thing would have come in right handy just then, huh? I am telling you that YOU were robbed of your right to that scooter.
Uh, just what color were the T-rex's? I am betting blue.

 

Anonymous karth Onaasi said ... (8:55 PM) : 

Karth Onaasi

Master. Yoda, what was the force like when it was created?
Has it changed since then?

And more importantly...
The fact that your entire race is extinct is all a big lie?
Maybe they are just fungi and you DID evolve.

Long live the green shroom menace.

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (11:28 PM) : 

fungi? come on! a frog could have been more "yodish".
Hope u can take that a s a compliment Master Yoda!

 

Blogger Barriss Offee said ... (10:53 PM) : 

I remember when Master Windu took us on that field trip to the Intergalactic Zoo in the Senate District. And that giant Corellian parrot escaped and pooped on his head and he cried when we laughed.

 

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