Thursday, August 18, 2005

Paste Problems

Hard enough, teaching Younglings is. Need this sort of thing I do not.

"Master Yoda, I'm out of paste."

"Harvey, been eating your paste again, you have not, have you?"

"No, Master Yoda."

"Then happened to your paste, what has?".

Behind him Harvey pointed.

"Kenobi!! Doing here what are you?!"

There Kenobi was, sitting at one of the tiny desks with paste on his mouth, beard, and fingers.

"Supposed to be here you are not! And stop eating the Younglings' paste, you must! Setting what kind of example for them are you?" Furious I was.

"I'm setting a good example!" Kenobi said, "See, I'm even using a fork."

Indeed, using a fork he was.

"He ate my crayons, too, Master Yoda." Harvey said.

"Tattle-tale!" Kenobi retorted.

To sit in the corner, I made Kenobi. Plus, stay after class and write on the blackboard a 100 times he had to: "A grown man I am. Eat paste or crayons I will not."

Right, that boy is not.

Comments on "Paste Problems"

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (4:39 AM) : 

it's al right.obi won't eat ALL the crayons.he only eats the red,blue and green ones.

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (6:42 AM) : 

It'll be on to wallpaper paste next.

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (8:02 AM) : 

I have a friend whose father owns a billboard company. He said that the paste used for billboards is edible, so in case of nuclear war or zombie invasion you can eat that stuff.

 

Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said ... (8:19 AM) : 

Master Yoda, man,
You have to use paste and crayons as a reward for Benji.
Oh, and, like, whatever you do, keep him out of the scented markers. Seriously.
QGJ

 

Blogger JawaJuice said ... (10:32 AM) : 

I'm not sure making him sit in the corner is such a hot idea, Master Yoda.
Remember the last time you had him do that? After a while he tends to forget where he is and...well...he starts to think hes at a urinal?
Better to give the younglings lots of homework then tell them it was all Ob-Wan's fault so they beat him up after class.

 

Blogger Victoria said ... (1:54 PM) : 

Put that boy up for adoption!! Send him to obdience school!

 

Anonymous wedge antilies said ... (3:47 PM) : 

May I suggest you look into the food you are serving in the Temple. Kenobi's diet issues may be due to a poor menu selection at the cafeteria. I know that some of us pilots refused to fly when the Republic cut back on our meal selection.

 

Blogger mauricehuron9758 said ... (5:54 PM) : 

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Blogger Aayla Secura said ... (6:17 PM) : 

You should keep a lock on the younglings' supplies...but then again, Obi-Wan would probably eat that, too..

 

Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (6:48 PM) : 

When we dissected worms, Obs ate mine.

 

Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said ... (1:06 AM) : 

I ate paste on guard duty once and my helmet would not come off for day.

 

Blogger Barriss Offee said ... (10:57 PM) : 

Aren't you worried that he'd eat the chalk too? And how did he get all that paste out of his beard? Heheheh!

I vote we try and get him on Queer Eye for the Jedi. Seriously, Master.

 

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