Thursday, August 25, 2005

One Big Cheeto

Getting out of hand, Kenobi's Cheeto addiction has. Even when eating Cheetos he is not, tell tell he is an addict you can. The bright orange fingers of a junkie he has. Been trying to hide his Cheetos lately, I have. Been dealing with that well, he has not. The shakes, he has. Nervous all the time, he is.

Today, doing some vacuuming I was. Getting clogged with Cheetos crumbs, my vacuum cleaner was. Trouble pulling that stupid bag out of the cleaner I always have. This time, too hard I yanked. A cloud of orange dust came out. Completely covered in it I was.

"Kenobi," I said, "stop looking at me like that, you must."

"I can't help it. It's making me hungry, seeing you like that. You're like one big Cheeto. A big Cheeto with deliciously pointed ears."

Starting to get nervous, I was.

"Now Kenobi, calm down you must. A Cheeto I am not. Kenobi..."

A wild look in his eye he got. Down his cheek, some drool was running. Slowly moving towards me, he was.

"Kenobi, me it is, Yoda. Kenobi? Put down that fork, you must."

My cane I swung. On his head, I smacked him.

"Ow! That hurt, Master!"

"To do something I had to. A big Cheeto you thought I was."

"Mmm, big Cheeto. Must have big Cheeto."

Retire I should. Soon.

Comments on "One Big Cheeto"

 

Blogger Christopher Largen said ... (12:32 AM) : 

"You got anything on you I need to know about, Yoda? Knives? Guns? Bombs? Cheetos?" - Sgt. Belcher

 

Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (12:40 AM) : 

so hold up, G... you're not a big Cheeto? I mean, I knows you's a riddle monkey an all, but I figured you was crossbred with a Cheeto or sumthin, you know?

Or maybe all this frackin underwater needlepoint is makin me go crazy.

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (2:22 AM) : 

jedi master crossover cheeto...mmm delicious...

 

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (7:08 AM) : 

We don't have Cheetos here in England; you may be safe here.

 

Blogger akv0459 said ... (9:02 AM) : 

Dearest Master Yoda,
I have a friend who is seriously addicted to Cheez-Balls. Terrible. All he does is hold his tub of cheezballs between his legs and play World of Warcraft with one hand... it's terrible. He stains everything orange, and there's always a weird musty cheezy smell everywhere he goes... On a brighter note: I've been trying to ween him off of WOW and onto SWGalaxies.

 

Blogger Leia said ... (9:19 AM) : 

A big green cheeto with pointy ears... yah, very appetizing.

 

Blogger Victoria said ... (10:13 AM) : 

You are never going to send Obi-Wan to obdience school or put him up for adoption are you?

Obi-Wan may be hot, but no man is hot with Cheeto crumbs in his beard.

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (10:25 AM) : 

oh put him up for adoption is useless.no one will...nevermind.

 

Anonymous Alasseo said ... (1:34 PM) : 

Unfortunately, we do have cheetos here in England. I had a pack last wednesday as a matter of fact... just before that bout of food poisoning as it happens.

Hmm, perhaps you should get him off cheetos and onto something less caustic to the digestive tract. Like arsenic.

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (7:18 PM) : 

Be thankful Kenobi doesn't eat marshmallow fluff, imagine being covered in that!

 

Blogger Jenn said ... (8:32 PM) : 

Cheetohs are the cheese that goes crunch. I too am a cheetohphile. Poor Kenobi, those orange fingers should be about gone by now. Doesn't he lick them?

 

Blogger Barriss Offee said ... (11:05 PM) : 

You could try aversion therapy? You know, every time he reaches for the Cheetos, he gets an electric shock?

 

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