Friday, September 02, 2005

Fed Up I Am

Why I bother I know not. What I do, no one appreciates. Fed up I am. Very hard I work around here.

For instance, care enough to regularly discipline Kenobi with the pressure washer, who else does? Go through the trouble of keeping everyone in line with Force-wedgies, who else will? To smack Windu's head when too much of a girlie-man he is, who bothers? Hard work it is to force the Younglings to keep up the yard. Very exhausted I got the other day watching them dig that irrigation ditch. Yet force the Younglings to finish it, I did. See? I give and give, and nothing back I receive.

But grateful are these doofuses for all I do to for them? Of course not! Not once, thank me for a single Force-wedgie a single Jedi has. Instead, all I get, attitude is. Ingrates!

Just once, like to hear I would, "Master Yoda, to thank you I want for pointing out to everyone what a doofus I am. If done that you had not, still a doofus I would be."

Instead, Kenobi blowing spit wads at me during Council meetings I get. Short jokes I put up with. Called "Green Riddle Monkey" by Young Skywalker, I am. Moved by my unselfishenss, these people are not.

Evidently use the pressure washer and administer Force-wedgies a bit more I must. Move them to gratitude, that will.

Hmph!

Comments on "Fed Up I Am"

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (4:16 AM) : 

oh do say that,master yoda!i love you!(not the 'crush' kind,i mean)i am very willing to help you to regularly discipline Kenobi with the pressure washer.

 

Blogger General Grievous said ... (5:19 AM) : 

Is the green monkey turning to the dark side? Isn't it a Jedi's duty to do and get nothing back?

 

Blogger Commando: Rage said ... (5:21 AM) : 

Sir! May I suggest that you send them on a discipline camp! Sir!

 

Blogger Yarael Poof said ... (8:32 AM) : 

We don't be grateful to jah because we be haten it. We might be liken jah more if jah didn't give us so many force-wedgies. But jah should keep doin dem to Obi-Wan. It be funny.

Don' worry, be happy!

 

Blogger akv0459 said ... (10:32 AM) : 

you should hide out in the park or the train station for a day and see how they like it. I bet they'd be real sorry if you died!

 

Blogger Jar Jar Binks said ... (11:18 AM) : 

I seesa Yodasa, I'll stop by on mesa quest to make sure yousa okay.

 

Blogger Gidge said ... (12:50 PM) : 

Cracking up I am.
If time you have - visit my own scribblings to learn the connection between yourself and Louis Armstrong.
As interpreted by my son, it was......

 

Blogger Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said ... (1:58 PM) : 

Ha ha, Force wedgies!

I don't wear pants!

Yoda, you and me should go out sometimes and share a banana daiquiri, you know monkey to monkey. What d'ya say, buauwth?

 

Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (6:58 PM) : 

Hey, every time I offer to pressure-wash Obs, you tells me I can't be trusted with the hose or whatev. An thanks for smackin the girly outta Windu, even though it don't work most of the time.

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (8:21 PM) : 

Try to respond to some of your comments here I will:

Siri - A sweetie you are. Take shifts spraying Kenobi we should.

Grievous - Right about that you are. So when down I smite you, ask for anything back I will not.

Poof - Evidently more Force-wedgies you need until fully appreciate them you can.

Young Skywalker - Pleasantly surprised and touched I am! An actual "thank you" from you! Feeling alright, are you?

 

Blogger Leia said ... (8:26 PM) : 

Why don't you do something different? For example, when Kenobi starts eating glue, give everyone else the force wedgies.

 

Blogger Mace Windu said ... (8:35 PM) : 

Yoda you are now a part of Windu's Angermanagement Class go to www.windusangermanagement.com or simply visit my blog for the link! ( since you are a jedi master you only have to do every other assignment)

 

Blogger Master Yoda said ... (10:24 PM) : 

Windu,

Been sniffing the head polish have you?

On drugs you are if you think that make me join your class you can. A Jedi Grandmaster I am. Train you when a crumb-snatcher you were, I did.

However, answered some of your questions on your new blog I have.

(BTW, http://windusangermanagement.blogspot.com the actual url is.)

 

Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (9:29 AM) : 

Aw man! I knew I shouldnta done anything after takin all that NyQuil...

 

Blogger Jenn said ... (2:02 PM) : 

Jeez, you sound like a mommy. We are underappreciated too. Now, excuse me, I must go do the laundry, make dinner, clean the gutters and the grout. Oh, if you don't mind, I'd like some of those young ones to help out. About Anakin's age would be nice *grins* No shirts required.

 

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