Friday, September 02, 2005

A Better Pill I Need

Very tired lately I am. Doing much smiting down of evil minions, I have been. Very exhausting it can be.

So taking multi-vitamins I am now. Shaped like cartoon characters they are. The grape-flavored ones I like best. I think the healthiest for you, the grape-flavored ones are.

Maybe take those pills they advertise on TV, I should. You know, the ones for "male enhancement". Some kind of extra-strong multi-vitatmin that is? Enhances your energy does it? Smarter it makes you? Better looking? Some kind of super power maybe? Come in grape-flavor does it? All I know is, very happy the man in the commercial looks.

Also, this powder they advertise that supposed to make you "regular" it is. Know about that I do not. I think a regular person already I am. A little short I am, and green, but too irregular that is not, is it?

I think maybe stick to my cartoon vitamins I will.


Wisdom shared by Master Yoda at Friday, September 02, 2005

Comments on "A Better Pill I Need"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (2:47 AM) : 

If you take a double helping of the powder to keep you regular, and a triple of the male enhancement, you will be stronger than steal and able to fly to the bathroom. You should try it master, trust me.

 

Blogger Akv said ... (7:38 AM) : 

Just stick to using the force lift Master Yoda, and you won't have to worry about taking pills before hand or keeping "up" appearances. And about irregularity, you'll know when you have to start worrying, so until then do some light stretching.

 

Blogger jasonx254 said ... (9:11 AM) : 

Well Little Yoda I'd suggest you try the "Male Enhancement" as a suppository...maybe you'll wake up 2 feet taller *chuckles*

 

Blogger Draco-7 said ... (9:28 AM) : 

Stick to your usual pills, Master Y. They are grape-flavoured. Grape-flavoured is always good.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (11:08 AM) : 

Watch out Smilin' Bob, here comes Smilin' Yoda!

 

Blogger Jenn said ... (2:00 PM) : 

I like the grape too, I bite the heads off first. As for those enhancer pills, if the force is strong within you, they should not be needed. Try some extra greens instead for both the male *vigor* and the regularity.
After all,Popeye was strong to the finish cause he ate his spinach begins to mean a whole new thing to me now that I am older. *No wonder Olive Oyl was so darned smiley all the time!*

 

Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said ... (7:55 PM) : 

Male enhancement? ... and viagra??
oops.. no... your vitamins are ok 4 lil old men like u

 

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