My Chair This Is. Mine.

See this chair do you? My chair it is. Sit in my chair you may not. See how comfy I look in my chair do you? After many years, perfectly contoured to my tushy it has become. Contoured to your big tushy it is not. But if in my chair you sat, ruin the tushy contour you would. Sit in my chair you may not. Look at my chair you may not. Breathe on my chair you may not. Think about sitting in my chair you may not. Think that get away with sitting in my chair you can while out of town I am, do not. Use it even then I may. My holographic tushy it fits, also: Want to sit in my chair you really, really do not. If you sitting in my chair I find, well then... [WARNING: Too scary for young children and people with heart conditions this next image may be.] Like this I will look at you: Or maybe even like this I will look at you: Afraid are you? Good. You should be. Because if this you see me do: Already too late for you it is. Out of my chair you should have gotten when the chance you had. **** The final challenge on Survivor Tatooine all this week, it is. Forget to check it out do not! In the mood for your excuses I am not.