Saturday, September 10, 2005

Young Skywalker's Big Smelly Shoes

Ever noticed have you, how big Young Skywalker's feet are? Noticed I have because his humongous shoes he leaves all over the Temple. Never away he puts them. At least, since so big they are, trip over them I will not. Blind you would have to be not to notice them.

Gun boats, his shoes are. Of that nursery rhyme, 'The Woman Who Lived in a Shoe', it reminds me. Have plenty of room for all her younglings in one of Young Skywalker's shoes, she would. That is, if succumb to the fumes, she did not.

Tell you let me, worse than Kenobi's sock drawer Young Skywalker's shoes smell. And saying a lot that is. For instance, a canary we used to have. Once, under the canary's cage, Young Skywalker left his shoes. Instantly, the canary died. A chance it had not.

Today, tired of Young Skywalker leaving his freakishly-huge boots all over the place, I was. A lesson I decided to teach him. So, appropriate precautions against the odor I took, and inside one of his shoes I hid (Yes, that big it is). Then, when about to put his shoe on he was -


















BOO!

Hee hee hee hee! A new pair of Spider-Man underoos Young Skywalker needed after that. Hee hee hee hee!

Comments on "Young Skywalker's Big Smelly Shoes"

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (4:51 AM) : 

ohhh master yoda you are sooooooooo cute in his shoe!

 

Blogger Jedi Katt said ... (5:09 AM) : 

How come I never notice that Ani's feet are so big??????? *frightened*

 

Blogger jedisiri said ... (9:28 AM) : 

because they are sooooooooo big that you don't know they are jis feet!what am i talking about?*confused*

 

Blogger Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said ... (10:15 AM) : 

Ha ha, he looks like that Bigfoot guy who stomped out the fires on Tom & Jerry!

Howya doin' Bwauth?

 

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (2:45 PM) : 

Well, Yoda, you did always tell him that when you are gone, there will be some big shoes to fill. Perhaps he took it too literally.

 

Blogger Jason said ... (3:50 PM) : 

Lol, I wonder how much Yoda's cleaning bill will be when he realises his clothes have absorbed the stink of anakin's feet.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (5:20 PM) : 

Its not Anakin's fault he has big shoes. And you know what they say about big shoes..... Big Socks! :)

 

Blogger Leia said ... (5:39 PM) : 

You'll want new robes, too.

 

Blogger Draco-7 said ... (6:50 PM) : 

You need to disinfected against radiation from anikins feet, Master Y. Who knows what could be rowing in his shoe!

 

Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (8:17 PM) : 

Dude. I dont go around usin your gigundo Q-tips as fighting staffs or whatev.

Plus I can't help it I'm almost five feet taller than you. EVERYBODY's feet are huge compared to that.

 

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