Monday, September 12, 2005

A Monkey I Am Not!

Bananas I like, but eat them I will not. Every time eat one I try, a monkey joke someone makes. A monkey I am not!

Like to see a monkey do my job I would! A hard time handling a lightsaber he would have. Met a monkey who could fight a Sith Lord I have not!


OK, well, sit on the Jedi Council a monkey can not! Much too serious that is. Only the most qualified of Jedi...

What the - ? My chair that is!!

To find out what was going on, I had to. So Young Skywalker I asked.

"All day around the temple this monkey walked, and notice no one did?"

"Yo, that was a monkey? We all thought it was you, G."

What?! Force-wedgies for everyone! Hmph!

Comments on "A Monkey I Am Not!"


Blogger jedisiri said ... (3:52 AM) : 

they all have colour-blindness.


Blogger Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said ... (7:36 AM) : 

Hey, that looks like my good pal Jub Jub the Monkeyboy!


Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said ... (8:16 AM) : 

It appears that the Photoshop class you offered at the temple has paid off, no?


Blogger JawaJuice said ... (10:10 AM) : 

What's with Mace in the second picture? Are you guys in an auction? Is he bidding on the monkey? Is that why the monkey looks afraid of him?


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (10:54 AM) : 

A mirror that is. Around with him Windu carries it so that 'check his shininess any time', anywhere, he can.

Scared the monkey looks, but scared would you not be sitting next to Windu?


Blogger flu said ... (11:03 AM) : 

I can't believe they mistook that monkey for you.

After all, that monkey's ears are waaaayy too small, and he has hair... I mean, come on people!


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (12:10 PM) : 

Man, I sure hope the seat cushions at the council are removable and washable... Although, I'd probably burn mine if a monkey sat on it without pants...


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (12:27 PM) : 

Monkeys... Why'd it have to be monkeys?


Blogger Ben O. said ... (12:57 PM) : 

Great stuff - I actually tried to get my lightsaber to work, but darned if it wasn't jammed again.

Where is Biggs when I need him?

Ben O.


Anonymous Former Monkey Boy said ... (1:59 PM) : 

Just to be pedantic, that's a chimp, not a monkey. See


Blogger Nic said ... (2:02 PM) : 

Ewwww, in the 2nd pic it looks like that primate is leaving you a fresh present in your chair. You might want to check before you site down next time dear Master Yoda. Primate Poop is so hard to get out of clothes.


Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said ... (2:54 PM) : 

Young Skywalker is trying to make a er....simian of you, Yoda.


Blogger Draco-7 said ... (5:23 PM) : 

monkeys are ok i guess. Though there was that time with the... anyway, that had been JOKIO, THE EVIL MONKEY! and I doubt that monkey is evil. Hey! How'd he get in anyway!


Blogger Mace Windu said ... (7:23 PM) : 

Yoda do you really enjoy sticking your hand down peoples pants searching for their underwear line, beside I go commando remember!


Blogger Anakin Skywalker said ... (10:11 PM) : 

Maybs we shoulda known it weren't you, since the monkey talked in proper English an spit.


Blogger Master Yoda said ... (11:32 PM) : 

Windu - So that have to stick your hand down someone's pants you do not, the whole point of a "Force"-wedgie is.

Young Skywalker - Since in proper English the monkey spoke, I imagine say things like "maybs", "shoulda", and "an spit", it did not. And that correct to say, "it wasn't you" and not "it weren't you", it would have known.

In conclusion - Hmph!


Blogger Jedi Katt said ... (1:26 AM) : 

I think it's only the problem of height. Since the monkey got a same height with you, others probably juz think it's you. Plus that Jojo already said that it's his peeps, isn't it?


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