A Monkey I Am Not!
| Bananas I like, but eat them I will not. Every time eat one I try, a monkey joke someone makes. A monkey I am not! Like to see a monkey do my job I would! A hard time handling a lightsaber he would have. Met a monkey who could fight a Sith Lord I have not!  What?!! OK, well, sit on the Jedi Council a monkey can not! Much too serious that is. Only the most qualified of Jedi...  What the - ? My chair that is!! To find out what was going on, I had to. So Young Skywalker I asked. "All day around the temple this monkey walked, and notice no one did?" "Yo, that was a monkey? We all thought it was you, G." What?! Force-wedgies for everyone! Hmph! |
Wisdom shared by Master Yoda at Monday, September 12, 2005
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Master Yoda said ... (11:32 PM) :
post a commentIt appears that the Photoshop class you offered at the temple has paid off, no?
What's with Mace in the second picture? Are you guys in an auction? Is he bidding on the monkey? Is that why the monkey looks afraid of him?
A mirror that is. Around with him Windu carries it so that 'check his shininess any time', anywhere, he can.
Scared the monkey looks, but scared would you not be sitting next to Windu?
Man, I sure hope the seat cushions at the council are removable and washable... Although, I'd probably burn mine if a monkey sat on it without pants...
Monkeys... Why'd it have to be monkeys?
Great stuff - I actually tried to get my lightsaber to work, but darned if it wasn't jammed again.
Where is Biggs when I need him?
Ben O.
Just to be pedantic, that's a chimp, not a monkey. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey
Ewwww, in the 2nd pic it looks like that primate is leaving you a fresh present in your chair. You might want to check before you site down next time dear Master Yoda. Primate Poop is so hard to get out of clothes.
Young Skywalker is trying to make a er....simian of you, Yoda.
monkeys are ok i guess. Though there was that time with the... anyway, that had been JOKIO, THE EVIL MONKEY! and I doubt that monkey is evil. Hey! How'd he get in anyway!
Windu - So that have to stick your hand down someone's pants you do not, the whole point of a "Force"-wedgie is.
Young Skywalker - Since in proper English the monkey spoke, I imagine say things like "maybs", "shoulda", and "an spit", it did not. And that correct to say, "it wasn't you" and not "it weren't you", it would have known.
In conclusion - Hmph!