Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Long Hot Summer

About to end, Summer is and glad I am. Now almost nine months there will be when sweat so much Kenobi will not. Like a fountain he is. Especially bad it is since rarely he bathes. Go into detail about his odor I will not. But say this I will - stepped in things that smell better than Kenobi, I have.

When stand the smell no longer we can, Windu and Young Skywalker tackle him and hold him down while thoroughly with the pressure washer I spray him. Wild he becomes - loudly he yells, and desparately he struggles. Wet we all get. Like bathing a St. Bernard, it is.

In addition to Kenobi's lack of hygiene, developing among the Jedi during the Summer, another disturbing trend there is. Around the Temple in little more than their underwear a lot of the Jedi walk. Of course, as said before I have, all the way down to his tighty-whities Kenobi goes. But now when warm it gets, too far behind Kenobi, the other Jedi are not! And tell you let me, a pretty sight it is not! Better left hidden, some secrets are, if what I mean you know.

To institute a "Naked Day" at the Temple, Windu wanted. Lunatic. Fortunately, that idea the rest of the Council shot down quickly. Want to look at Windu's "love handles" we did not. Like a jelly doghnut he is - soft in the middle. Less time in front of the mirror, and more time at the Temple gym, he needs. Put down the moisturizer he should so that do some sit-ups he can.

Of course, look so great without clothes I do not. Used to point, some things did. Now droop or sag they do. Spare you the details I will. But, look so good when almost 900 years old you reach, you will not! Hmph!

Comments on "Long Hot Summer"


Blogger ninjanun said ... (1:12 AM) : 

Like bathing a St. Bernard, it is.

Maybe that's why they call them "the dog days of summer."


Blogger Jedi Katt said ... (1:18 AM) : 

*lol* I take a bath nearly everyday, master Yoda. Why don't we throw Master Kenobi into a big bath tub everyday?


Blogger jedisiri said ... (1:25 AM) : 

'naked day for man' is acceptable. *nod*


Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said ... (7:54 AM) : 

Nudity is a beutiful, natural thing.

Except on some people.


Blogger flu said ... (1:56 PM) : 

In some systems, everyday is naked day.

Nice to visit, wouldn't wanna live there.


Blogger Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said ... (3:35 PM) : 

Howya doin' my little green Monkeybuddy?

Don't forget to enter into my super swell themesong competition. I'm choosing the winner tomorow!

Hoo hoo ha ha ha!


Blogger Draco-7 said ... (4:20 PM) : 

Kenobi's smell must be so bad it makes your eyes water. WOULD NOT like to see "Maked Day" at the temple.


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