|Coming over for a State function, Senator Amidala was. Going to wear my best robe I was. But good enough for Windu, that was not.|
"You are not wearing that, are you? Why don't you wear that suit the senator bought you."
"Like the suit I do not. The suit she bought me, but my size she knew not. Want to wear it I do not."
"Do you mean to tell me that after all the effort and thought the Senator put into buying a suit for you, you're not going to wear it? Why don't you just slap her in the face, while you're at it? Don't you have feelings? Don't you care about other people? Ooh! Sometimes you can be so thoughtless!"
Almost bad that made me feel. But then, that this is the man who likes to perform wind-tunnel tests on his head, I remembered. So sway me he did not.
But then, on the phone Senator Amidala called me. "So, Master Yoda, how do ya like that suit I got ya? Isn't it like the cutest?"
"Uh, yes, very cute it is. Very much I like it."
"So, do you, like, wear it around a lot?"
"Oh yes, all the time I wear it."
"Cool! I am so pumped about seeing you wear it tonight! Oh, could you wear it, Master Yoda? Please? Please, please, please?"
Sigh. "Ok, wear it I will."
"Cool! This is going to be so awesome! I'm going to, like, totally bring my camera and take a bunch of pictures so I can show everybody!"
"No, Senator, wait! I..."
"Gotta go! See ya tonight, 'K? Bye!"
Good grief. No way to get out of it now, there was.
Want to see me in this suit do you? Below, a picture of it is.
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So embarrassing this is. Please, if my size you know not, clothes do not buy me!