Master Yoda's Blog

Attention first-time visitors to my blog: Kind of sappy, this final post it. Perhaps enjoy the posts in the archive or under "Master...

As read you have, very bad news about Obi-wan, I received yesterday. It turns out, S everely T raumatic U nderdeveloped P rimary I ntellige...

Walking by the Temple Infirmary I was today. There, Kenobi I saw. An icepack on his head, he had. "Kenobi," I said, "doing...

A party for one of the classes of the Younglings I had to throw today. A deal I had made with them. If able to produce 4000 T-shirts for my ...

The last "Previously on Master Yoda's Blog" post this will be. Happy now, are you? Hmph! Links to each individual post, each...

Another drunk call from Chewbacca I got last night. Stop doing this, he must! My sleep I need. Besides, nothing more pathetic than a drunk W...

Much earlier my Stupid Intern should have posted this. But some lame excuse for not doing it, he had. A doctor's appointment, or a famil...