Guest Poster - Obi-wan Kenobi [Topic: My Big Ol' Heart]

I don't like to talk about my feelins much. I mean that's perty much Ol' Mace's deal, him bein' a girlie-man and whatnot. And I ain't no girlie-man. I don't care about that there skin foilage or nuthin. Won't catch me spendin no three hours in front of no mirror. But sometimes even a real man like me just feels somethin so big that it's like his heart is gonna plum explode, lessin he talks about it. I feel that right now, so I gotta talk about it. So here goes. Ain't the human heart sumthin'? Here, I gotta tell ya, I thought I had just one true love. Oh, she was beautiful. She was so comfortin'. She would just ease my pain any time she could. And she was always there for me. There were times when I would just hold her all night long. Would you like to see a picher of my one true love? Well, scroll on down, then. Ain't she beautiful? I love her so much. She's done so much for me. And for the longest time, I thought I couldn't love no one else. But then, I saw her: One bite, and I had fell in love all over again. Sure, she wasn't exactly like my first love. She was all puffy sometimes. But I didn't mind. She was beautiful to me. But still, it felt like I was cheatin' on my first love. I mean how could I love both Crunchy and Puffy? I used to stay up nights tryin to think this here thing over in my head. But then, it hit me - Why cain't I love them both? Just 'cause I loved Puffy now didn't mean I stopped lovin' Crunchy. In fact, I think I loved Crunchy now more than ever. That's what I'm talkin' about when I say the human heart is really sumthin'. It's big enough to have enough space for two true loves, and maybe even one of them there big tool boxes, some fishin' rods, and a gun rack. And that's a real good thing to know, too. 'Cause I just discovered her: I gotta tell ya, I think I'm fallin for Twisty, too! Now, I know this might not seem right to a lot of youns. In fact, Crunchy, Puffy, Twisty, and me might have to move to that there planet Utah just so's people could accept us. But I'll do whatever it takes. 'Cause I'm in love, times three. By the way, Yoda'll be back to talk to youn's tomorrow. So have a good 'un. .