That there Harvey the Younglin asked me a very important question today. It was a question every younglin asks some time or another. That's cause it's just natural to be
So he asked me, "Master Obi-wan, where do Cheetos come from?"
Now, most of the time, when one of the Younglins ask me a question, I just make sumthin' up, 'cause most of the time I don't got no answers. But this time I was ready. I know all about Cheetos, and where they come from, and what-not.
"I'm real glad you asked that, Harvey. I think you're old enough now to know the answer to that one. You see, Cheetos come from the Cheeto Elves what live in the big Cheetos shoe."
His eyes got real wide. "Really?"
"Yup. Sure is."
"Is that like the Keebler Elves in the Keebler tree?"
"Nah. This here's completely differnt. See, them Keebler Elves is just make-believe. Cheeto Elves is real."
"Yup. Them Cheeto Elves work day and night with their magic Cheeto dust puttin' together Cheetos so's they can be delivered to all good little Younglins by Chester Cheetah."
"You sure know a lot, Master Obi-wan."
"I guess so. So, where'd you think Cheetos came from before I told you?"
"I thought they were manufactured at a factory, using a process which combines different ingredients derived from agricultural products like enriched corn meal, vegetable oil, soybean, and a small amount of cheddar cheese, along with artificial ingredients such as maltodextrin, monosodium glutamate, and food coloring; and then packaged and shipped to distributors and then wholesalers and vendors until finally they're delivered to local merchants, such as supermarkets and convenience stores."
"Well, don't feel bad. You just weren't old enough to know no better." Heh heh, them Younglins sure get some funny ideas sometimes, don't they?
Anyways, Yoda will be back to talk to youns tomorrow. So have a good one.