Hi, Harvey the Youngling here. Um, Master Yoda said I could, um, write a post on his blog 'cause I been really good and I haven't tried to flush the cat down the toilet for a long long time, or anything. And I been tryin really hard, too, 'cause I don't wanna make Master Yoda mad or nothin 'cause he can get really mad!
Like this one time, when he like fell asleep, 'cause he falls asleep a lot, and so I put bonnet on him and I put a pacifier in his mouth and I put a baby rattle in his hand 'cause I thought it would be really funny. And well... hey, you guys want to see a picture of Master Yoda when he fell asleep that one time? Ok, here it is:
See, doesn't he look funny? I even asked Master Obi-wan before I did it, and he said it would be ok 'cause he thought it would be a pretty good joke. But then Master Yoda woke up and he was really mad and I had to clean the dookies out of Bob the Bantha's stable for like a whole month! And that is not fun! I got really really messy each time and it was really smelly, and Master Yoda made me take a bath after each time! And I don't even like baths, so sometimes I just run the water a little and wipe myself off with a towel and pretend like I took a bath, but Master Yoda, he always tells me he knows I didn't take a bath and he makes me go take a bath for real. He always sees through me or something, so I can't do anything!
Master Obi-wan, he doesn't get mad all the time like Master Yoda. He doesn't like taking baths either. He's really nice and he lets me come over and we dress like wrestlers, like he'll be Booker T and I'll be the Undertaker, and we'll like do all these cool wrestling moves and jump off the furniture and stuff, and it's really cool. And he taught me how to do all these cool armpit noises and say my name and burp at the same time. And we'll like eat Cheetos and watch Ernest movies. And sometimes he'll come to my room and we'll play with my Wonder Wookiee action figures and look at comic books and try to paint the cat and it's really fun.
Hey, you guys want to see my Wonder Wookiee action figures? Oh yeah, you can't 'cause this is on the Internet. Well, they're really neat. Maybe if Master Yoda lets me write on his blog again I can take a picture of them and show you. Or maybe you can come over and we could play with them. That would be really neat.
Well, anyways, Master Yoda will be back tomorrow, so I guess I'll go play now. So bye.