Wassup. This here's the Chosen One keepin it real on Y-Dawg's blog, yo.
Ok, check it - I don't know about Master Y, yo. That dude's been doin some serious trippin lately, fuh real. That geezer's so senile he don't know if he comin or goin.
Like the other day, I was chillin and watchin Cribs, yo. Then he starts all yellin at me all squinty-eyed and spit. He all like, "Young Skywalker! My eyeglasses, seen them have you?"
"Uh, Y-Dawg, they on..."
"Take them did you? Some kind of prank this is?"
"No, Master Y, they..."
"Getting tired of your foolishness I am..."
"Yo, G, you trippin. I'm like trying to tell you..."
"See through you I can, even if see you I can not. Get smart with me do not! Know where my glasses are do you?"
"Yo, just listen, Y-Dawg. I'm trying to tell..."
"Get away with this you will not. Find out the truth I will."
"Y, man, just listen..."
"Care how big you are, now, I do not. Still kick your butt I can. Want a Force-wedgie do you? Asking you for the last time I am - know where my glasses are, do you?"
"Nah, G. Ain't seen 'em."
"OK then. All you had to say, that was."
Yo, I figured that was easier than keep arguing with him. Especially when he was all 'give you a Force-wedgie I will'. I ain't tryin to hear that. I had enough of them Force-wedgies, yo. Not cool. Not cool.
The problem is, sometimes he'll forget he already gave me a Force-wedgie and double-dose me for the same offense or whatever. Then he start frontin, claimin it was because the first wedgie 'didn't take' or somethin. But that's all unconstitutionizzle. I even looked it up. That would be like "Final Jeopardy" and spit.
And I think why he be callin me "Young Skywalker" all the time is cause he don't remember my first name. Been here over half my life, and he can't remember "Anakin". Kinda demotivatin', yo.
Anyways, the Y-Man will be back here tomorrow to talk to you and spit, unless he forgets.