Sunday, December 25, 2005

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition - Dagobah

Hey, how's it goin'? Ty Pennington here and I'm with the entire crew of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. We've taken over Master Yoda's blog because we're about to give him the surprise of his life! We're gonna renovate his vacation home on Dagobah! Man, I'm excited!!

Episode Transcript:

[On Crew Bus]

Ty: Ok, guys, we've got a really deserving Jedi Master that needs our help. Check out this video. While you do that, I'm gonna go inject sugar and caffeine into my veins.

[Excerpt From Submission Video]

... and so a very serious gas problem Bob the Bantha has. Able to say [spells it out] p-i-c-k-l-e around here, we can not, or else fart like a canon he will. A big, stinky canon, yes. Tormented by nightmares he is. Seeing a psychiatrist for some time he has been now. On Prozac he has to be because a nervous problem he has. Very expensive that is. Raising him by myself, I am. Very hard it is.

[On Bus]

Constance (Designer Building/Planning): [Crying] That just breaks your heart.

Michael M. (Designer Interiors/Glamour): [Also crying] We have to help this family.

[Crew bus pulls up in front of house. Crew jumps out]

Ty: [Shouting into megaphone] Yoda Family, come on out!! Come on wake up! Get outta there! Woooo!!!! Woooooooooo!!!! Yeah, baby!!!! Come on!! Wooooooo!!!

Yoda: [Comes to door in underwear. Wipes eyes.] What the - ? Seven a.m. it is.

Ty: [Shouting into megaphone] That's right, baby! We're all here because we are gonna make over your house! Wooooo!!!!!

Yoda: Six inches from my face you are. Necessary the megaphone is?

[Rest of crew runs to meet Yoda]

Yoda: Thank you, thank you. All of this I appreciate. Uh, a hugger I am not, but thank you anyway.

Ty: Yoda, we saw the video you sent us and we know about the difficulties you've had raising a bantha with special needs... So, we're gonna totally renovate your house, dude! And besides that, while we're working on your house, we're sending you and Bob all the way to the Great Smoky Mountains where you guys can have a great time at Dollywood! How's that sound? Are you excited?!

Yoda: Yes, very excited I...

Ty: Well, I'm excited! Woo-hooooo!!!! [Into megaphone] LET THE RENOVATION BEGIN!!!

Continued on tomorrow's post.

Comments on "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition - Dagobah"


Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said ... (12:53 AM) : 

You should make sure they know how to build in a swamp, it'd be a real shame to have you new house sink into the muck.

How'd they get that bus in there anyway?


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (1:08 AM) : 

Great going Ty... now the whole universe is going to know that the old Yodster wears Spiderman underwear.


Blogger jedisiri said ... (1:20 AM) : 

Mmm...I've got a bad feeling about this.


Blogger Professor Xavier said ... (9:19 AM) : 

Underwear? Somehow I always just assumed Yoda went commando.


Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said ... (10:03 AM) : 

Beware the dark side. You have to pay tax on all the renovations. I now this because I just pushed the bill through the senate last week.

[evil cackle]


Anonymous Darth PatMatticus said ... (10:48 AM) : 

Dollywood! Congradulations... your dream come true!!


Blogger Wedge Antillies said ... (4:49 PM) : 

I hope the hotel you are staying at allows Banthas. If not, then you may both end up at a kennel. Plus, isn' that home a time-share? Are you sure tht you can legally rennovate it?

Good luck. (I also hope that Ty doesn't end up with a force wedgy at the end of all this.)


post a comment